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Short Imagined Monologues
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March 28, 2017I’m Wes Anderson, and I’m Directing This FBI Investigation Into Russia and the Trump Campaign
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March 24, 2017I BUY JUNK CARS AND RUN-DOWN HOUSES FOR CASH $$$. ALSO, IF YOU HAVE ANY FREE TIME, I WOULD JUST LOVE SOMEONE TO TALK TO
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March 23, 2017I Don’t Need a Man — Unless You Know Someone
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March 22, 2017Agent Cody Banks Steps Down from the CIA
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March 21, 2017Peppermint Patty, Esq.
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March 20, 2017Not to Brag, But I’m Totally Intellectual Enough to Be Brutally Murdered by Fascists
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March 17, 2017A Host’s Welcome Message to Her Fetal Guest
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March 16, 2017I Totally Forgot We Were Supposed to Dismantle Capitalism Today and Now I’m Standing in Line for a Cronut
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March 13, 2017I Had an Experience on The Bachelor, and It Truly Was an Experience Journey
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March 7, 2017Do You Have a Moment to Talk About Our Lord and Savior, Cold Brew Coffee?
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March 6, 2017The Void Would Very Much Like You to Stop Screaming Into It
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March 3, 2017Noam Chomsky Explains Why His Lecture Series on the United States Government’s History of Intervention in Central America is Sponsored by Michelob Ultra
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