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Short Imagined Monologues
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January 4, 2017President Obama’s Final Weekly Address
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January 3, 2017I’m the Female Voice in a Shoe Commercial and I’ve Accidentally Swallowed This Super Fab Stiletto
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December 20, 2016I Hope Russian Hackers Don’t Expose the Secret Emails With My Real-Life Secret Boyfriend, Jason Momoa!
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December 15, 2016A New Mother Runs Into an Old Friend Who Doesn’t Recognize Her, But It’s OK Because She’s Totally Chill About It
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December 9, 2016The Grim Reaper is Just Your Everyday, Average Millennial
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December 3, 2016Dad of Newborn Girl Explains the Importance of Women’s Issues to a Table of Women at a Coffee Shop
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December 2, 2016Jimmy Fallon’s 2017 White House Correspondents’ Dinner Speech
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December 1, 2016A Shonda Rhimes Monologue for the Millennial Woman
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November 30, 2016My Very Real, Totally Not Imaginary Canadian Girlfriend Responds to Those Who Doubt Her Existence
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November 22, 2016As I Prepare for the TSA to Ravage My Afro for Weapons
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October 27, 2016Rick Bayless’s Wife Weighs In On Tonight’s Dinner Plans
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October 26, 2016Hello, I’m a Social Justice Warrior, and I’m Here to Take Your Guns
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March 27, 2024Class Is Canceled Until Further Notice While I Do My Job
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April 5, 2024I’m the Draft List at This Brewery and No, You Can’t Have a Light Beer
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April 3, 2024Emails from My Dentist That Would Actually Make Me Schedule an Appointment
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March 2, 2022Selected Negative Teaching Evaluations of Jesus Christ