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Short Imagined Monologues
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August 31, 2017When It Comes to Tech Meetups, I’m a Three-a-Day Guy
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August 14, 2017President Trump’s Statement Following the Events in The Sound of Music
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August 10, 2017I’m a Teenager in High School as Portrayed By an Adult Woman On TV
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August 5, 2017I Love This Morbidly Obese Comedian and His Curvy Body
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July 29, 2017Top Gun’s Maverick Addresses the Application of the Term “Maverick” to Senator John McCain
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July 25, 2017I Am a New Meme
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July 12, 2017I Am Trump’s Lawyer’s Lawyer’s Lawyer’s Lawyer and Would Someone Please Tell Me What the Fuck I Am Supposed to Be Doing?
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July 5, 2017I Don’t Care Who You Are or What Color Your Skin Is, I Will Do Anything to Make Sure You Get Your Health Care Denied
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June 30, 2017I’m a Busy Mom and I Have One Simple Question for All Americans on This Fourth of July
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June 2, 2017I’m a Baby Boomer and I’m Mad That the World Isn’t a Stagnant Rock
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June 1, 2017I Am the Fox & Friends Couch
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May 30, 2017I, the MGM Lion, Need Better Acting Direction If We’re Gonna Get This Fucking Shot
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