ILLUSTORIA MAGAZINE
Young reader in your life? Subscribe to Illustoria magazine today. Recognized by The New York Times as a best gift for kids!
Short Imagined Monologues
Send your short imagined monologues to websubmissions@mcsweeneys.net.
-
August 3, 2016I Am Morgma the Mauler, Lord of Your Local Apartment Rentals
-
July 29, 2016Donatello Will Have You Know That If the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Were Little Women, Raphael Would Totally Be Amy
-
July 26, 2016You’re Damn Right I’m Comfortable Performing These Exit Row Duties
-
July 19, 2016Clint Eastwood Talks to the Empty SCOTUS Seat at the 2016 GOP Convention
-
July 12, 2016An Embezzler Hiding in a Monastery Tries to Hold it Together
-
July 6, 2016I Am TSA Pre-Check. And Now I Am a God
-
June 27, 2016Welcome to My Food Sedan!
-
June 1, 2016A Whole Foods Clerk’s All-Store Announcement for a Lost Husband
-
May 25, 2016Before We Give This Big Corporate Presentation, I Need You to Smack Me in the Dick
-
May 17, 2016Hi, I Am a Delegate — A Non-Superdelegate
-
May 6, 2016Whistler’s Mother Has Just About Had It
-
April 29, 2016Vanna White at Three in the Morning
Trending 🔥
Recently
-
March 29, 2024How to Concede an Election While Making It Clear That Your Ideas Are Objectively Better
-
March 29, 2024God Leaves a Voice Message for Jesus on Holy Saturday
-
March 28, 2024The Case for Marrying a Prince Who Was Turned into a Beast by a Witch and Then Transformed Back Again
-
March 28, 2024Special Features of Trump’s Bible