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June 16, 2015Remember, Guys: We Make Clickbait for Teenagers on the Internet!
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June 11, 2015The Valedictorian of a For-Profit Online University Addresses the Graduating Class
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June 9, 2015Dickon Lets Mary in On the Secret of The Secret Garden
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June 2, 2015Let Me Promote Your Brand and Create Your Social Ecosystem Through the Humble Power of Storytelling
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May 27, 2015A Guy Who Overestimated Swine Flu Emerges From His Bunker
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May 20, 2015I’m Not Going to Teleport to Stop & Shop Just Because You Are Out of Contact Lens Solution
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May 7, 2015The Hamburglar Speaks
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April 6, 2015God Laments His NCAA Tournament Bracket
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March 12, 2015Robespierre, the Insult Comic Who Works Only With Esoteric Art References
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March 10, 2015I’m America’s Latest Politically Divisive Issue
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March 4, 2015Michel Foucault Complains to His Building’s Super
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February 24, 2015Jesus Christ Tells His Parents He Wants to Pursue a Career in Comedy
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