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Short Imagined Monologues
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November 20, 2015The Only Thing Stopping Me from Making This Hamburger Helper is a Crippling Fear of Failure
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November 18, 2015As Your Governor, I Will Protect You From Mass Shooters If They Are Syrian
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October 30, 2015An Anarchist History Teacher Gives His Fourth Graders a Halloween Lesson
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October 13, 2015A Leaf Peeper Shuts His Eyes
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September 29, 2015On Fleek’s Eulogy for Ratchet
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September 16, 2015Crossfit’s Film Critic Wins a 2018 National Magazine Award
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September 11, 2015I Love Fiddler On the Roof. So I Decided to Live It
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September 9, 2015I’m a Jimmy John’s Delivery Boy! I’m a Jimmy John’s Delivery Boy!
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August 27, 2015I Am the Moment Right Before the Beat Drops
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August 25, 2015I Am the Freshest Comedy Aggregator On the Internet
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August 18, 2015I Am the Masked Vigilante of Bud Light’s Whatever, USA
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August 11, 2015Me Commercial Husband
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