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Short Imagined Monologues
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December 9, 2013Kirk Cameron Records the Audiobook Version of the Dinosaur Erotica Novel In the Velociraptor’s Nest
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November 27, 2013A Turkey Has a Few Words to Say About Turduckens
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November 21, 2013Selfie’s Word of the Year Acceptance Speech
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October 31, 2013Frankenstein Have Big Night Ahead of Frankenstein
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October 24, 2013I Will Continue Spending Money at Your Restaurant Until I Finish Your Placemat Maze and Not a Second Longer
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October 3, 2013I am Clarence Fahnestock Memorial State Park, and This Government Shutdown is My Time to Shine
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August 8, 2013A High School Chemistry Teacher Pitches a Product to Investors
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July 31, 2013The Coach of the Youth Basketball Team That Sells Candy on the Subway Breaks Some Bad News
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July 25, 2013A Difficult Second Album Meets its Band
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July 11, 2013Your First Short Story Speaks
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June 21, 2013The Higgs Boson Calls a Press Conference
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June 12, 2013A Business Card Laments
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