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Short Imagined Monologues
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January 29, 2013Pat Sajak Tries to Talk Himself Into Going to Work Again
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January 22, 2013Chuck Hammersmith: Rock ’n Roll Copy Editor
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December 17, 2012We Are the Feet of the People Whose Holiday Card You Received Last Week
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December 3, 2012I’m Delighted to Be an Extra in a Rap Video
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November 15, 2012A Tour Guide Attempts to Salvage His Lecture On a Series of Recently Vandalized Cave Paintings
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November 2, 2012A GOP Strategist Suggests New Talking Points
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October 24, 2012Hark! I Am Obama—Slayer of Jobs!
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October 15, 2012Allow Me to Evade That Specific Policy Question With Sweeping Generalizations About America
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September 25, 2012Please Don’t Raise My Benevolent Billionaire Employer’s Taxes
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September 18, 2012Your Former High School Health Teacher Sets You Straight About Menopause
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September 12, 2012A Teenager Tries to Make the Best of Hosting Her Middle-Ages Themed Party at the Same Time as Her Older Brother’s Lacrosse Team’s Kegger
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September 4, 2012I Am Selling Candy for My Basketball Team or My Conceptual Art Project
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