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Short Imagined Monologues
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May 15, 2012A Frustrated Chief Executive Engineer Addresses His Staff Entirely Composed of Disney Imagineers
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May 7, 2012A Failed Chef Has an Epiphany
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March 29, 2012Ralph Waldo Emerson Pitches the Snuggie on the Home Shopping Network
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March 22, 2012An All-American Percussionist’s Post-NCAA Tournament Game Recap
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February 22, 2012An Abstinence Coach Struggles with Analogy
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February 13, 2012My Wife Critiques My Plan to Quit My Job and Write the Next Horror Franchise
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February 8, 2012I’ll Be Knocking Out Beautiful Poetry This Whole Goddamn Flight
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January 31, 2012Exit Row Instructions for Passengers On the Space Ark
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January 23, 2012Thank You, Small Section of This Country That I Temporarily Cared About
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January 10, 2012Mitt Romney’s Haircut Will Not Be Denied
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November 16, 2011Paula Cole Still Wonders Where All the Cowboys Have Gone
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October 12, 2011Yet Another Unnecessarily Long Monologue By a Supervillain as He Prepares to Kill His Nemesis
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