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Short Imagined Monologues
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February 13, 2012My Wife Critiques My Plan to Quit My Job and Write the Next Horror Franchise
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February 8, 2012I’ll Be Knocking Out Beautiful Poetry This Whole Goddamn Flight
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January 31, 2012Exit Row Instructions for Passengers On the Space Ark
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January 23, 2012Thank You, Small Section of This Country That I Temporarily Cared About
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January 10, 2012Mitt Romney’s Haircut Will Not Be Denied
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November 16, 2011Paula Cole Still Wonders Where All the Cowboys Have Gone
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October 12, 2011Yet Another Unnecessarily Long Monologue By a Supervillain as He Prepares to Kill His Nemesis
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September 28, 2011Aging Action Star Loses His Edge
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September 21, 2011A Screenwriter Wonders How the Hell He’s Going to Come Up With an Original Plot for a New Episode of Law & Order: SVU
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August 31, 2011An Emerging Adult’s Plea for Sanity
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August 17, 2011A Representative for Dove’s New Line of Men’s Body Soap Asks For a Bit of Your Time
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August 2, 2011The Writer of a Cat Food Commercial Confronts a Focus Group
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