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Short Imagined Monologues
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June 15, 2010I’m Comic Sans, Asshole
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May 31, 2010Friedrich Nietzsche, Chain-Restaurant Bartender
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May 24, 2010The Guy Who Wrote the Floating Text at the Beginning of The Empire Strikes Back Critiques the Floating Text of Star Wars: The Return of the Jedi, Using a Series of Animated PowerPoint Slides That Involve a Number of Compromising Photos of George Lucas
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May 14, 2010A Man Who Donated His Big Toe to His Wife Asks For it Back Now That They’re Getting a Divorce
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May 3, 2010This Really Nice Suit is Going to Get Me Acquitted
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April 21, 2010The Guy Who Lost the New iPhone Apologizes to His Team
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April 12, 2010The Guy Who Doesn’t Want To Make Excuses, Addressing His Co-Ed Company Softball Team After They Lost Because He Dropped A Routine Fly Ball
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March 30, 2010Julian Lennon, On the Eve of his Parents’ Divorce, Sits Through a New Song by Uncle Paul
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March 9, 2010Narcissus Breaks Up with Himself
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March 3, 2010Your Spinning Class Instructor Takes the Tension Brake Literally
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February 24, 2010Civil War General George B. McClellan Addresses his Troop of Ten-Year-Olds in a Game of Capture the Flag While Waiting for his Retinue of Horse-Drawn Carriages
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February 17, 2010Sam Spade Asks You Out On a Date
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