The Believer Magazine
Short Imagined Monologues
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May 3, 2010This Really Nice Suit is Going to Get Me Acquitted
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April 21, 2010The Guy Who Lost the New iPhone Apologizes to His Team
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April 12, 2010The Guy Who Doesn’t Want To Make Excuses, Addressing His Co-Ed Company Softball Team After They Lost Because He Dropped A Routine Fly Ball
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March 30, 2010Julian Lennon, On the Eve of his Parents’ Divorce, Sits Through a New Song by Uncle Paul
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March 9, 2010Narcissus Breaks Up with Himself
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March 3, 2010Your Spinning Class Instructor Takes the Tension Brake Literally
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February 24, 2010Civil War General George B. McClellan Addresses his Troop of Ten-Year-Olds in a Game of Capture the Flag While Waiting for his Retinue of Horse-Drawn Carriages
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February 17, 2010Sam Spade Asks You Out On a Date
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February 10, 2010A Motivational Speaker Explains Why Excellence Matters
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February 3, 2010An Aspiring Club DJ Reluctantly Moves On To Weddings
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January 19, 2010Mr. Peanut Tries on Glasses at Lenscrafters
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December 14, 2009An Anne Geddes Baby Grows Up
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