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Short Imagined Monologues
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June 10, 2008A Former WWF Wrestler, Now a Suburban Realtor and Parent of Three, Campaigns for PTA Chair and Battles His Instincts
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May 13, 2008A Pep Talk for the New Pair of Shorts I Will Wear Every Day This Summer
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March 5, 2008The Most Complicated Game
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February 26, 2008Potsie’s Breakdown
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February 14, 2008Heart for Sale, Slightly Torn
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February 5, 2008I Can’t Remain Your Girlfriend Just Because Your Best Friend Is in a Coma
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January 29, 2008Fellow Grocery Shoppers of Checkout Line No. 6
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January 22, 2008An Orca Goes Drinking, Talks About His Career
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December 20, 2007Jesus Christ Decides He Doesn’t Want to Celebrate His Birthday This Year
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December 18, 2007Let Me Assure You, Joanie. I Am Freezing
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December 11, 2007Blake, Alec Baldwin’s Character From the Movie Version of Glengarry Glen Ross, Motivates Some Fourth-Graders
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November 28, 2007Christopher Robin Stages an Intervention
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