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Short Imagined Monologues
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February 5, 2007Today’s AA Speaker: Mr. Tom Waits (If Mr. Waits Is Actually Like the People He Writes Songs About)
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January 27, 2007My Brain’s Answers During an Interview After Hearing the News That I Am About to Take Mushrooms for the First Time
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January 18, 2007Matthew McConaughey Explains to His Friend Rich That He Forgot His Dr. Pepper
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January 9, 2007Holden Caulfield Gives the Commencement Speech to a High School
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December 21, 2006Holiday Basket Case
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December 18, 2006Professor Richard Dawkins Speaks at Fair Hills Kindergarten Regarding Santa Claus, December 2, 2006
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November 27, 2006An 8-Foot Submarine Sandwich Gives Himself a Pep Talk
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November 10, 2006The Lead Singer Is Distracting Me
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October 30, 2006And They Say You Can’t Get Any Jobs With a Philosophy Degree
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October 26, 2006Slash Prepares to Run to 7-Eleven for Cigarettes at 4 A.M
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October 16, 2006Aquaman, King of the Seven Seas, Has Fucking Had It With You, Man
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September 26, 2006Wario Gives an Account of a Mario Kart Race for Strangers at a Bar
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