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Short Imagined Monologues
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November 17, 2005The Thoughts of Burt Reynolds Upon Stumbling on a Rerun of Win, Lose, or Draw on the Game Show Network on August 9, 2005
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October 12, 2005Dr. Robotnik’s Proposal to His Board of Shareholders
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September 30, 2005Christopher Walken Attempts to Convince a Harlem T-Shirt Vendor That Scarface Can Be a Religion
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August 29, 2005Trent, From Swingers, Performs an Exorcism
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August 19, 2005Alfred Hitchcock Complains About His Hotel Room
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August 4, 2005“The Macho Man” Randy Savage Goes to the Doctor
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July 13, 2005Morgan Freeman Buys a Pop-A-Shot Machine
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June 21, 2005Thak, The Most Organized Member Of The Party Of Roughly 70 People Who Originally Settled North America
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June 10, 2005George Jefferson’s Thoughts on Mind and Style
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May 3, 2005Bit Bit, Speak!: A Monologue From the Canine Companion Of Britney Spears And Kevin Federline
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April 21, 2005Microsoft Office Assistant: The Paper Clip
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April 4, 2005What It Is to Love and Lose: Groucho Marx
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