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Short Imagined Monologues
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July 26, 2006Bob Hope Auditions for the Role of Quint in Jaws: April 12, 1974 (The USS Indianapolis Monologue)
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June 12, 2006An Unwelcome Confession From Someone Whose Hand Is in Your Mouth
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June 2, 2006Alligators Are the New Sharks, as Rebutted by a Shark
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May 18, 2006The Garter Snake in 11-Year-Old Kevin Wackerbarth’s Terrarium
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May 11, 2006David Caruso Scolds His Cat About Its Lackadaisical Litter Box Use
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April 27, 2006Britney Spears Responds to Daniel Edwards’s Sculpture Monument to Pro-Life: The Birth of Sean Preston
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April 11, 2006Timothy Treadwell’s Screen Tests for Cheers
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December 20, 2005Ryan Adams Gives a Speech to a Little League Team He Coaches, Before the Championship Game
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November 17, 2005The Thoughts of Burt Reynolds Upon Stumbling on a Rerun of Win, Lose, or Draw on the Game Show Network on August 9, 2005
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October 12, 2005Dr. Robotnik’s Proposal to His Board of Shareholders
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September 30, 2005Christopher Walken Attempts to Convince a Harlem T-Shirt Vendor That Scarface Can Be a Religion
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August 29, 2005Trent, From Swingers, Performs an Exorcism
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