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Short Imagined Monologues

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March 16, 2005

2008 Presidential Stump Speech of Billy Bush, Cousin of George W. Bush and Access Hollywood Entertainment Reporter

by Teddy Wayne
August 17, 2004

Meat Loaf: On Commitment to Varsity Cheerleaders

by Kevin O. Cuinn
August 4, 2004

Beware, the Shark!

by Jamie Allen
June 29, 2004

An Aging Kelis, Years from Now, Reflects on a Milkshake Long Expired, but How the Boys, Ah, the Boys Remain

by Jeremy Richards
May 12, 2004

Local Radio Station’s “’80s Hour” Wants a Second Chance

by Lindsay Hunter
March 4, 2004

The Giant’s Son

by Markov Manalo
February 16, 2004

Gregor Samsa, Coach

by Will Layman
January 4, 2004

Montecore and Roy

by Steve Martin

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