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Short Imagined Monologues
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July 24, 2007I’m So Happy, I Think I’ll Flip a Car
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July 20, 2007Eulogy for a Bearded Bee Guy
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June 26, 2007Vladimir Nabokov Didn’t Have to Put Up With Payroll
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June 20, 2007An Elmwood Forest High School Special Report: Susan Mary Kovolski Thinks She’d Make a Great Prom Date
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June 11, 2007Emergency Broadcast System
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June 7, 2007Bo Jackson Announces His Intention to Rush for Over 500 Yards in a Single Game in Tecmo Bowl
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May 19, 2007Thoughts for Incoming Freshman
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May 15, 2007Your Driver Hopes You’re Sharing His Epiphany
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April 12, 2007William Smith: The College-Application Essay
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March 5, 2007A Drunken, Obnoxious, Imaginative, Unnecessary Best-Man Speech for a Friend’s Marriage of Convenience at the Municipal Building
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February 28, 2007An Excerpt From the Lindale High School Graduation Valedictorian Speech by Samuel Clark, Who Ate the Brains of His Fellow Students to Increase His Intelligence
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February 14, 2007Tom Skerritt’s Speech to the Cadets in Top Gun Is Probably Long Enough as It Is
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