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Short Imagined Monologues
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February 19, 2009Subway Sandwich Artist’s Statement
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January 26, 2009Stevie Nicks Applies for Work at an Ice Rink
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January 5, 2009A Mail Carrier Realizes That a Family’s Netflix Movie Has Yet to Be Returned
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December 8, 2008A Candiru Issues an Apology From Inside Your Urethra
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November 19, 2008The Cervine Patient Begins His Analysis
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November 6, 2008No Son of Mine Plays Oregon Trail Like That
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October 28, 2008Beowulf, Sitting Next to a 16-Year-Old Kid, Watches Frasier on a Transcontinental Flight
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October 21, 2008A 39-Year-Old Wedding Photographer Makes Her Pitch at the Ramada Inn Bridal Expo
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August 5, 2008A Taxi Dispatcher Talks a Passenger Through an Emergency Parking
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August 1, 2008Jeff Bezos Says Hi to You in the Waiting Room of Your Doctors’ Office
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June 25, 2008Mom, Dad, I’m Into Steampunk
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June 10, 2008It Was I Who Flipped Over the Risk Board Last Night
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