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Short Imagined Monologues
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February 28, 2011The King’s Other Speech
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February 16, 2011A Man Addresses His Fiancée After a Valium and Wood Chopping Incident
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February 10, 2011A Senator Brings The Necronomicon to His Filibuster
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January 25, 2011The Towelman’s Concern
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January 4, 2011Spider-Man Speaks At Career Day
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December 14, 2010The Word Dude Reflects On Its Steady Decline from Keeping Company with Rakish 19th Century Dandies to Its Demeaning Modern Day Role as Filler for Light Beer Commercials
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December 3, 2010An Air Traffic Controller Instructs a Flight Attendant Through an Emergency Takeoff
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November 27, 2010The Cost Plus World Market Buyer in Charge of Epicurean Imports Addresses Shareholders
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November 17, 2010A Guy Tries to Convince His Father to Move Into a Mausoleum With Him
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November 13, 2010A Mother Who’s Taking Psychology 101 at Her Local Adult Continuing Education Center Comforts Her Son at Bedtime
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October 29, 2010A Disgraced Congressman Apologizes for His Recent Poor Choices of Costumes
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October 28, 2010A Tibetan Buddhist Monk Tries to Figure Out Who Stole a Rock from His Zen Garden
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