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February 10, 2010A Motivational Speaker Explains Why Excellence Matters
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February 3, 2010An Aspiring Club DJ Reluctantly Moves On To Weddings
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January 19, 2010Mr. Peanut Tries on Glasses at Lenscrafters
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December 14, 2009An Anne Geddes Baby Grows Up
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December 5, 2009Pole Dancing With Paula Deen, Y’all!
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November 30, 2009An Unprepared Reporter Interviews the Pope
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November 13, 2009A Mysterious Drifter Just Isn’t Up To Saving A Small Town
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October 27, 2009Matt Saracen, Dillon, Texas High School Quarterback, Plays in His First Game Back Since Visiting The Art Institute of Chicago as a Prospective Student
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October 9, 2009I Want to Defend Myself and This Shirt I’m Wearing Inside Out
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July 13, 2009One-Size-Fits-All Hairnets Are a Lie Perpetuated by the Hairnet Industry
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April 2, 2009Bono Gives the Rush-Hour Traffic Report
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March 3, 2009This Adult Male Greater Sage Grouse Refuses to Play the Plumage Game, Baby
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