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Short Imagined Monologues
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November 13, 2007An Inarticulate, Self-Consciously Ironic Voice of His Twentysomething Generation Makes an Opening Statement for His Client in a Corporate-Fraud Case
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November 6, 2007My Workplace Eulogy, as Given by My Boss, in Office Jargon
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October 23, 2007In the Early ’70s, a Chicago Native Approves of the Sears Tower Construction, in Anticipation of It Beating the World Trade Center for Tallest Building in the World
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October 9, 2007After Organizing an Emergency Eight-and-Three-Fourths-Year Reunion, a Late Bloomer Shares Some Important News With Her Class
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October 2, 2007An Obsessive-Compulsive’s Prayer Before Death
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September 26, 2007The CEO of the Olive Garden Makes His Last Stand on the “Free Breadsticks” Issue
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September 17, 2007Upon Hearing Fred’s Usual Suggestion That the Gang Split Up, Velma Raises a Few Issues
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September 5, 2007Having Just Completed a Three-Week Throw-Intensive Judo Course, I Strongly Advise You Not to Fuck With Me
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August 23, 2007Moby-Dick Explains His New Captain Ahab Piercing to His Wife
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August 14, 2007Narcissus Places a Personal Ad
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August 8, 2007Death-Metal Star Rethinks Romantic Love Onstage
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July 31, 2007A Billet-Doux From Your Goldfish
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