The Believer Magazine
Short Imagined Monologues
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October 2, 2007An Obsessive-Compulsive’s Prayer Before Death
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September 26, 2007The CEO of the Olive Garden Makes His Last Stand on the “Free Breadsticks” Issue
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September 17, 2007Upon Hearing Fred’s Usual Suggestion That the Gang Split Up, Velma Raises a Few Issues
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September 5, 2007Having Just Completed a Three-Week Throw-Intensive Judo Course, I Strongly Advise You Not to Fuck With Me
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August 23, 2007Moby-Dick Explains His New Captain Ahab Piercing to His Wife
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August 14, 2007Narcissus Places a Personal Ad
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August 8, 2007Death-Metal Star Rethinks Romantic Love Onstage
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July 31, 2007A Billet-Doux From Your Goldfish
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July 24, 2007I’m So Happy, I Think I’ll Flip a Car
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July 20, 2007Eulogy for a Bearded Bee Guy
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June 26, 2007Vladimir Nabokov Didn’t Have to Put Up With Payroll
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June 20, 2007An Elmwood Forest High School Special Report: Susan Mary Kovolski Thinks She’d Make a Great Prom Date
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