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Short Imagined Monologues
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July 13, 2011A Timid Ghost Requests Help Exacting Vengeance
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June 29, 2011A Teenage Philosopher Defends Missing Her Curfew
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June 22, 2011A Woman, Returning to the Workforce After Having Children, Answers a STAR Behavioral Assessment Job Interview Question
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June 7, 2011Virginia Woolf, Realtor, Invents the Mother-in-Law Suite
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April 11, 2011Equivocating Economist Gives Forecast
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March 29, 2011A Management Consultant Draws Upon His Life Experience to Illustrate a Point
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March 22, 2011A Self-Published Author Addresses the Small Gathering at the Launch Party for Her Memoir
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March 15, 2011I’m Not a Telemarketer; I’m an Artist
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February 28, 2011The King’s Other Speech
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February 16, 2011A Man Addresses His Fiancée After a Valium and Wood Chopping Incident
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February 10, 2011A Senator Brings The Necronomicon to His Filibuster
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January 25, 2011The Towelman’s Concern
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