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Short Imagined Monologues
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December 18, 2014Serial’s Sarah Koenig On Santa’s Alleged Hit-and-Run Murder of Grandma
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December 15, 2014Lance Kilmartin, the Yankee Candle Company’s Lead Scent Architect, is Going Through a Rough Patch at Work
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December 11, 2014I Am a Police Officer Whose Use of Lethal Force is Perfectly Consistent
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December 10, 2014A Stay-at-Home Dad’s Promise to His Son
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November 5, 2014Peter Pan’s Middle School Assembly D.A.R.E. Speech
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October 29, 2014The Reality You Must Accept Upon Setting Foot in My Chipotle
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October 17, 2014Hester Prynne Hosts a Nail Art Party
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October 10, 2014The Stand-In Cannon Player for Last Week’s Performance of Tchaikovsky’s “1812 Overture” Apologizes
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October 1, 2014I Am Gary, Your Bed, Bath and Beyond Sherpa
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September 26, 2014The Split Infinitive Begs for Mercy
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September 22, 2014Glengarry, Bob Ross
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September 16, 2014Alexander Graham Bell Has Had Just About Enough of Your Shit
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