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Short Imagined Monologues
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July 19, 2016Clint Eastwood Talks to the Empty SCOTUS Seat at the 2016 GOP Convention
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July 12, 2016An Embezzler Hiding in a Monastery Tries to Hold it Together
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July 6, 2016I Am TSA Pre-Check. And Now I Am a God
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June 27, 2016Welcome to My Food Sedan!
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June 1, 2016A Whole Foods Clerk’s All-Store Announcement for a Lost Husband
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May 25, 2016Before We Give This Big Corporate Presentation, I Need You to Smack Me in the Dick
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May 17, 2016Hi, I Am a Delegate — A Non-Superdelegate
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May 6, 2016Whistler’s Mother Has Just About Had It
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April 29, 2016Vanna White at Three in the Morning
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April 19, 2016Albert Einstein Wants You To Know That You Can All Go Fuck Yourselves
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April 13, 2016I’m Not Going to Stop Being a Birthday Clown Just Because My Name Also Happens to Be John Wayne Gacy
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April 8, 2016A Thousand Pardons From a Guy Walking Through First Class to Get to Seat 32B
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