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September 16, 2015Crossfit’s Film Critic Wins a 2018 National Magazine Award
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September 11, 2015I Love Fiddler On the Roof. So I Decided to Live It
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September 9, 2015I’m a Jimmy John’s Delivery Boy! I’m a Jimmy John’s Delivery Boy!
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August 27, 2015I Am the Moment Right Before the Beat Drops
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August 25, 2015I Am the Freshest Comedy Aggregator On the Internet
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August 18, 2015I Am the Masked Vigilante of Bud Light’s Whatever, USA
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August 11, 2015Me Commercial Husband
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August 4, 2015An Extremely Pregnant Woman Has a Few Questions for the Motherhood Maternity Customer Service Desk
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July 21, 2015Mr. McGee Sits Down With Part-Time Employee Prince to Discuss His Performance Review
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July 1, 2015John Connor Testifies Against the Trans-Pacific Partnership
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June 29, 2015I’ve Been Kenyan This Whole Time, Everybody
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June 25, 2015Your Talking Car Comes Clean
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