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Short Imagined Monologues
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May 25, 2016Before We Give This Big Corporate Presentation, I Need You to Smack Me in the Dick
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May 17, 2016Hi, I Am a Delegate — A Non-Superdelegate
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May 6, 2016Whistler’s Mother Has Just About Had It
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April 29, 2016Vanna White at Three in the Morning
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April 19, 2016Albert Einstein Wants You To Know That You Can All Go Fuck Yourselves
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April 13, 2016I’m Not Going to Stop Being a Birthday Clown Just Because My Name Also Happens to Be John Wayne Gacy
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April 8, 2016A Thousand Pardons From a Guy Walking Through First Class to Get to Seat 32B
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April 6, 2016I’m the Word “Sexcapade” and I Just Got Added to This Spell-Check Dictionary
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March 30, 2016Don Corleone Declares a Mattress War
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March 18, 2016A Youth Soccer Player’s Participation Award Acceptance Speech
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March 1, 2016I Don’t Know How to Tell You This, But I’m Not One of Those Mood-Enhancing Lamps
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February 26, 2016An All-Purpose Oscar Acceptance Speech
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