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Short Imagined Monologues
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February 26, 2013Monologue: White House Press Secretary Has a Few Words About the Secret Kill List
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February 12, 2013Monologue: Grandson, I Lied When I Said I Hurt My Knee in the War; It Happened During an Improv Scene
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February 8, 2013Monologue: A Farewell Speech From the Monopoly Iron
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February 7, 2013Monologue: The Half-Priced Hypnotist
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January 29, 2013Monologue: Pat Sajak Tries to Talk Himself Into Going to Work Again
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January 22, 2013Monologue: Chuck Hammersmith: Rock ’n’ Roll Copy Editor
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December 17, 2012Monologue: We Are the Feet of the People Whose Holiday Card You Received Last Week
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December 3, 2012Monologue: I’m Delighted to Be an Extra in a Rap Video
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November 15, 2012Monologue: A Tour Guide Attempts to Salvage His Lecture On a Series of Recently Vandalized Cave Paintings
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November 2, 2012Monologue: A GOP Strategist Suggests New Talking Points
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October 24, 2012Monologue: Hark! I Am Obama—Slayer of Jobs!
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October 15, 2012Monologue: Allow Me to Evade That Specific Policy Question With Sweeping Generalizations About America
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August 12, 2019List: Critically Acclaimed Horror Film of the 2010s or Your Ph.D. Program?
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August 25, 2016I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Write the Syllabus for Your Class
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August 9, 2019We Need a Wizard Who Can Appeal to the Moderate Orc Voter
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August 19, 2019Monologue: A Future Message From Generation X’s Reverse Mortgage Pitchman, Trent Reznor
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August 23, 2019We Need a Republican Nominee Whose Disdain for Marginalized People is Less Obvious
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August 23, 2019List: A Parents’ Guide to Surviving the College Drop-Off
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August 23, 2019Monologue: I Am Marianne Williamson and, to Clarify, the ‘Dark Psychic Force’ I Mentioned Is the Algerian Military and Its Refusal to Cede Power to the Hirak
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August 23, 2019List: Things Trump Can Do to Win Democrats’ Votes