The Believer Magazine
Short Imagined Monologues
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July 17, 2018Patrick Bateman, American Millennial
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July 16, 2018Meet Your Cool New Boss
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July 13, 2018I’m Friday the 13th’s Jason Voorhees. I’ve Been Reading Feminist Theory and Won’t Be Killing Any Over-Sexualized Teenagers This Summer
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July 10, 2018I Am a Woman Who Wants You to Hock That Sweet Loogie Over My Way, Big Boy
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June 27, 2018It’s Me, the Light-Skinned Black Girl In Your School’s Diversity Pamphlet
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June 18, 2018Angela Chase from My So-Called Life, 39, Announces Bid for Congress
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June 5, 2018I’m a Copy of Born to Run in a Bed Bath & Beyond and I’m Pulling Out of Here to Win
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June 4, 2018Rilke Dangerfield
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May 31, 2018It’s Me, Melania! I Am Right Here! Everything is Fine!
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May 2, 2018I’m Your Outdoor Dream Girl and Not an Evil Wood Nymph Who Wants to Steal Your Soul
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April 25, 2018As a New Yorker, I Am Many Things
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April 9, 2018I’m a Woman On Vacation Doing Yoga and Why the Hell Did I Do This to Myself?
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