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Short Imagined Monologues
Send your short imagined monologues to websubmissions@mcsweeneys.net.
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October 24, 2012Monologue: Hark! I Am Obama—Slayer of Jobs!
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October 15, 2012Monologue: Allow Me to Evade That Specific Policy Question With Sweeping Generalizations About America
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September 25, 2012Monologue: Please Don’t Raise My Benevolent Billionaire Employer’s Taxes
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September 18, 2012Monologue: Your Former High School Health Teacher Sets You Straight About Menopause
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September 12, 2012Monologue: A Teenager Tries to Make the Best of Hosting Her Middle-Ages Themed Party at the Same Time as Her Older Brother’s Lacrosse Team’s Kegger
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September 4, 2012Monologue: I Am Selling Candy for My Basketball Team or My Conceptual Art Project
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August 27, 2012Monologue: Paul Ryan Details His Plan for Post-Bowling Drinks
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August 6, 2012Monologue: An Overeager New Dad Celebrates the Birth of His Son
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July 31, 2012Monologue: My Semester Abroad Gives Me Ownership of this Cultural Event
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July 23, 2012Monologue: The Man Who Tripped and Fell in His Living Room One Afternoon and Died
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July 16, 2012Monologue: I am Young, Vapid, and Want to Complain
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July 10, 2012Monologue: No Matter How You Slice it, We’ve Been Stuck in This Elevator for Three Days
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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November 13, 2018List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?