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Short Imagined Monologues
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May 29, 2014Monologue: The Toothbrush You Just Threw Away Has Some Questions About the Seven 12-oz. Mountain Dews in Your Trash
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May 12, 2014Monologue: A Traffic Report Interrupted By a Stolen Sandwich Interrupted By a Jackknifed Tractor Trailer Hauling Mannequins Interrupted By a Midlife Crisis
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April 30, 2014Monologue: Yes Girl, I’m a Yupster
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April 22, 2014Monologue: I’m a 4-Billion-Year-Old Microbe On an Asteroid Heading Straight Toward Earth and I’m So Excited to Hang Out, You Guys
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April 18, 2014Monologue: The Holy Spirit Reacts to Jesus Sitting At the Right Hand of The Father
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April 15, 2014Monologue: An Accountant Helps a Manic Pixie Dream Girl With Her Taxes
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March 31, 2014Monologue: This Authentic Food is Delicious, But I Think My Mouth is On Fire
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March 26, 2014Monologue: Hey Everyone, I’m Going to Have a Loud Phone Conversation On This Crowded Bus
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March 13, 2014Monologue: I Should Get the First Lifeboat Because I Am In Advertising
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February 26, 2014Monologue: Henry David Thoreau Can’t Take Much More of These Goddamn Steam Whistles
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February 18, 2014Monologue: The General Manager of the Philadelphia 76ers Apologizes to the Team’s Fans
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January 31, 2014Monologue: A Puppy Bowl Coach’s Pre-Game Locker Room Speech
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