The Believer Magazine
Short Imagined Monologues
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December 31, 2019I’m Your Boyfriend, Proposing to You in Times Square On New Year’s Eve
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December 18, 2019I Am Your Big Mouth Billy Bass, and I Only Sing Schubert’s “Erlkönig” Now
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December 16, 2019I Am Lady Macbeth, and Your Facebook Post About Your Kid’s Early Acceptance to Harvard Really Pisses Me Off
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December 13, 2019I’m the Duolingo Owl and I’m Tired of Your Bullshit
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December 9, 2019I Am the Final Question On Your Calculus Exam
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December 2, 2019I’m the Host of a Prestigious TV News Show, and I Invite You to Come On-Air to Bullshit Me
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December 2, 2019I Am a Patagonia Vest Warrior Who Conquers Digital Mountains of Excel Spreadsheets
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November 26, 2019I Am the President’s Pardoned Turkey. Please Kill Me
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November 20, 2019I Am a Trader Joe’s Parking Lot and I Am Here to Destroy You
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November 19, 2019I’m Pete Buttigieg, and After a Lot of Soul-Searching, I’ve Realized That I Am a Young Joe Biden
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November 15, 2019Slavoj Žižek Analyzes the Children’s Book Caps for Sale
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November 1, 2019I’m the Woman From A-ha’s “Take on Me” Video, and Life With a Comic Book Character Has Been No Fairy Tale
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