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Short Imagined Monologues
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May 2, 2019As a Wealthy Republican TV Pundit, I Am a Champion of the People and an Enemy of the Elites
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April 30, 2019I’m a Therapist’s Couch On a Movie Set and I Am Complicit In Reinforcing a False Narrative About Therapy
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February 21, 2019Hi, I’m an Empath Now
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February 7, 2019I’m a Woman in a Nonfat Yogurt Commercial
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January 30, 2019I Am a Stryker-X Assault Backpack, and This Airport Lounge Is an Insult
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January 9, 2019Sally Sells Seashells By the Seashore Because the Government Is Shut Down and She Isn’t Getting a Paycheck
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December 17, 2018Just Let Me Have a Robust Debate With Your Adolescent Son
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December 12, 2018I’m The World’s Best Dad Because Once I Watched My Kid When My Wife Wasn’t Around
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December 5, 2018Hi, It’s Me, the Girlfriend of a Marvel Superhero Trying to Return this Used Car
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November 30, 2018I’m Hanukkah and I’m Living My Best Life So Deal With It
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November 29, 2018I Am a Liberal Comedian and I Am Ready to Perform Ally-Ship By Calling Conservatives Gay Every Chance I Get
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October 24, 2018I’m Your Spaghetti Strap Sports Bra, and I’m Here to Sabotage Your High-Impact Workout
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