The Believer Magazine
Short Imagined Monologues
Send your short imagined monologues to websubmissions@mcsweeneys.net.
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December 2, 2019I Am a Patagonia Vest Warrior Who Conquers Digital Mountains of Excel Spreadsheets
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November 26, 2019I Am the President’s Pardoned Turkey. Please Kill Me
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November 20, 2019I Am a Trader Joe’s Parking Lot and I Am Here to Destroy You
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November 19, 2019I’m Pete Buttigieg, and After a Lot of Soul-Searching, I’ve Realized That I Am a Young Joe Biden
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November 15, 2019Slavoj Žižek Analyzes the Children’s Book Caps for Sale
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November 1, 2019I’m the Woman From A-ha’s “Take on Me” Video, and Life With a Comic Book Character Has Been No Fairy Tale
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October 31, 2019I Am the Nameless, Shapeless Fear That Haunts Your Nightmares, and Even I Am Exhausted
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October 25, 2019I Am Your Pug and I Have Heard the Call of the Wild
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October 21, 2019I’m the Two to Three Years’ Experience You Need For This Entry-Level Job
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September 3, 2019I Am Amazon Cog #257 and I Love My Job Here at Amazon.com
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August 28, 2019The Giving Tree Gets Real
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August 23, 2019I Am Marianne Williamson and, to Clarify, the ‘Dark Psychic Force’ I Mentioned Is the Algerian Military and Its Refusal to Cede Power to the Hirak