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Short Imagined Monologues
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March 12, 2015Robespierre, the Insult Comic Who Works Only With Esoteric Art References
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March 10, 2015I’m America’s Latest Politically Divisive Issue
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March 4, 2015Michel Foucault Complains to His Building’s Super
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February 24, 2015Jesus Christ Tells His Parents He Wants to Pursue a Career in Comedy
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February 17, 2015T.S. Eliot Sees Cats for the First Time
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February 4, 2015A Quick Update from Your Late Irregular Period
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January 30, 2015I’m the Cool Wife In a Snack Dip Commercial
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January 27, 2015I am the Fucking Managing Editor of the Weather.com Homepage
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January 20, 2015This Conversation is a Series of Gratuitous References to Validate My Intelligence to You
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January 5, 2015The Creator of Truck Nutz On What Inspired His Invention
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December 22, 2014Noted Social Psychologist George Herbert Mead Analyzes Ugly Sweater Parties
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December 18, 2014Serial’s Sarah Koenig On Santa’s Alleged Hit-and-Run Murder of Grandma
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May 21, 2020A Note From Your University About Its Plans for Next Semester
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May 15, 2020A University President Responds to Those Who Have Suggested the School Should Dip Into the Endowment
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May 12, 2020Here’s How Time Works Now
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May 6, 2020Sure, the Velociraptors Are Still On the Loose, But That’s No Reason Not to Reopen Jurassic Park
