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almost every day
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since 1998.
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Short Imagined Monologues
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January 24, 2014Monologue: Noted Sociologist Elemér Hankiss Serves You Ice Cream at Baskin Robbins
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January 6, 2014Monologue: I’m Just a Fucking Cat
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December 23, 2013Monologue: Blanche DuBois Gives You a Tour of Her Company’s Christmas Party
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December 19, 2013Monologue: I’m the Best Story Idea You’ve Ever Had
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December 18, 2013Monologue: Thornton Wilder at 15
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December 9, 2013Monologue: Kirk Cameron Records the Audiobook Version of the Dinosaur Erotica Novel In the Velociraptor’s Nest
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November 27, 2013Monologue: A Turkey Has a Few Words to Say About Turduckens
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November 21, 2013Monologue: Selfie’s Word of the Year Acceptance Speech
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October 31, 2013Monologue: Frankenstein Have Big Night Ahead of Frankenstein
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October 24, 2013Monologue: I Will Continue Spending Money at Your Restaurant Until I Finish Your Placemat Maze and Not a Second Longer
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October 3, 2013Monologue: I am Clarence Fahnestock Memorial State Park, and This Government Shutdown is My Time to Shine
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August 8, 2013Monologue: A High School Chemistry Teacher Pitches a Product to Investors
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