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Short Imagined Monologues
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July 25, 2017I Am a New Meme
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July 12, 2017I Am Trump’s Lawyer’s Lawyer’s Lawyer’s Lawyer and Would Someone Please Tell Me What the Fuck I Am Supposed to Be Doing?
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July 5, 2017I Don’t Care Who You Are or What Color Your Skin Is, I Will Do Anything to Make Sure You Get Your Health Care Denied
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June 30, 2017I’m a Busy Mom and I Have One Simple Question for All Americans on This Fourth of July
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June 2, 2017I’m a Baby Boomer and I’m Mad That the World Isn’t a Stagnant Rock
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June 1, 2017I Am the Fox & Friends Couch
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May 30, 2017I, the MGM Lion, Need Better Acting Direction If We’re Gonna Get This Fucking Shot
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May 16, 2017Back in the Good Old Days, We Had Facts
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May 15, 2017I’m a Creative Director and I Want to Bounce Ideas Off Your Face
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May 11, 2017I Am Diane Keaton’s Crisp White Shirt
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May 4, 2017I Remember When Being a Millennial Actually Meant Something
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April 28, 2017Thad, the Worst Student in Your Intro Class, Has Something to Say
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April 5, 2024I’m the Draft List at This Brewery and No, You Can’t Have a Light Beer
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March 27, 2024Class Is Canceled Until Further Notice While I Do My Job
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April 3, 2024Emails from My Dentist That Would Actually Make Me Schedule an Appointment
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February 6, 2024My Comments Are in the Google Doc Linked in the Dropbox I Sent in the Slack