The Believer Magazine
Short Imagined Monologues
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April 5, 2018I Am the Off-Screen Bathroom Renovation Project That Justifies the Male Lead’s Infidelity in This Indie Movie
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March 22, 2018I’m Truth-O, Your New Honest Facebook Assistant!
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February 23, 2018I’m Wayne LaPierre, and I Fight for Gun Rights Because Every Firearm Is a Sentient Being Containing the Souls of Our Ancestors
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February 9, 2018I’m Just a Misunderstood Marbled Crayfish (Overlord) Who is Certainly Not Planning World Domination
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February 2, 2018I’m Some Guy’s Ill-Informed Political Twitter Thread
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January 11, 2018The Sad Trombone’s Lament
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December 14, 2017Yes, And I’m in Love With a Straight White Man Who Teaches Me Improv 101!
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December 6, 2017Hi, I’m the Dad You Hate at the Baby Birthday Party You’re Obligated to Attend
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December 5, 2017I Am Raw, Selvedge Denim
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December 1, 2017I Am the Melted Skull of Nazi Major Arnold Toht, the Ruthless Gestapo Agent With the Burned Hand In Raiders of the Lost Ark, and I Appreciate Your Sudden Interest In My Thoughts and Feelings
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November 21, 2017Marina Abramović is Your Kid’s New Soccer Coach and the Team is Down by Nine Goals at the Half
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November 14, 2017I Do Not Recall Whether or Not I Am Jeff Sessions
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