Short Imagined Monologues
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March 24, 2017Monologue: I BUY JUNK CARS AND RUN-DOWN HOUSES FOR CASH $$$. ALSO, IF YOU HAVE ANY FREE TIME, I WOULD JUST LOVE SOMEONE TO TALK TO
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March 23, 2017Monologue: I Don’t Need a Man — Unless You Know Someone
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March 22, 2017Monologue: Agent Cody Banks Steps Down from the CIA
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March 21, 2017Monologue: Peppermint Patty, Esq.
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March 20, 2017Monologue: Not to Brag, But I’m Totally Intellectual Enough to Be Brutally Murdered By Fascists
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March 17, 2017Monologue: A Host’s Welcome Message to Her Fetal Guest
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March 16, 2017Monologue: I Totally Forgot We Were Supposed to Dismantle Capitalism Today and Now I’m Standing in Line for a Cronut
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March 13, 2017Monologue: I Had an Experience on The Bachelor, and It Truly Was an Experience Journey
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March 7, 2017Monologue: Do You Have a Moment to Talk About Our Lord and Savior, Cold Brew Coffee?
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March 6, 2017Monologue: The Void Would Very Much Like You to Stop Screaming Into It
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March 3, 2017Monologue: Noam Chomsky Explains Why His Lecture Series on the United States Government’s History of Intervention in Central America is Sponsored by Michelob Ultra
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March 2, 2017Monologue: I Am the World’s Most Fuckable Conservative Wunderkind and I Demand Your Respect
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August 8, 2018The Very Model of a Modern-Age Millennial
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November 12, 2015Maybe I Should Stop Bringing Up My Cat So Much When People Tell Me Stories About Their Kids
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August 15, 2018List: Table of Contents From Sorry, You’re Kind of Fucked: The Only Child’s Survival Guide
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August 14, 2018List: Other Transportation Metaphors Besides “Helicopter Parent”