Daily humor
almost every day
since 1998.
almost every day
since 1998.
Short Imagined Monologues
Send your short imagined monologues to websubmissions@mcsweeneys.net.
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June 1, 2017Monologue: I Am the Fox & Friends Couch
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May 30, 2017Monologue: I, the MGM Lion, Need Better Acting Direction If We’re Gonna Get This Fucking Shot
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May 16, 2017Monologue: Back in the Good Old Days, We Had Facts
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May 15, 2017Monologue: I’m a Creative Director and I Want to Bounce Ideas Off Your Face
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May 11, 2017Monologue: I Am Diane Keaton’s Crisp White Shirt
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May 4, 2017Monologue: I Remember When Being a Millennial Actually Meant Something
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April 28, 2017Monologue: Thad, the Worst Student in Your Intro Class, Has Something to Say
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April 25, 2017Monologue: Lois Lane Explains White Male Privilege to Superman
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April 21, 2017Monologue: A Few Words from Juicero’s Frazzled Dad
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April 19, 2017Monologue: What Your Teen Blog Needs is My Unique 40-Year-Old, White, Male Voice
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April 18, 2017Monologue: My Opinion On Healthcare Policy is Whatever Yours Is, Dean of Medical School Admissions
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April 13, 2017Monologue: My Life Might Look Great on Instagram, But Deep Down I’m Actually a Ciranolid Isopod
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 5, 2019I Support Strong Women of Color Unless They Are Politically to My Left
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March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
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April 11, 2017Anything Men Can Do I Can Do Bleeding