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Short Imagined Monologues
Send your short imagined monologues to websubmissions@mcsweeneys.net.
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July 12, 2017Monologue: I Am Trump’s Lawyer’s Lawyer’s Lawyer’s Lawyer and Would Someone Please Tell Me What the Fuck I Am Supposed to Be Doing?
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July 5, 2017Monologue: I Don’t Care Who You Are or What Color Your Skin Is, I Will Do Anything to Make Sure You Get Your Health Care Denied
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June 30, 2017Monologue: I’m a Busy Mom and I Have One Simple Question for All Americans on This Fourth of July
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June 2, 2017Monologue: I’m a Baby Boomer and I’m Mad That the World Isn’t a Stagnant Rock
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June 1, 2017Monologue: I Am the Fox & Friends Couch
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May 30, 2017Monologue: I, the MGM Lion, Need Better Acting Direction If We’re Gonna Get This Fucking Shot
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May 16, 2017Monologue: Back in the Good Old Days, We Had Facts
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May 15, 2017Monologue: I’m a Creative Director and I Want to Bounce Ideas Off Your Face
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May 11, 2017Monologue: I Am Diane Keaton’s Crisp White Shirt
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May 4, 2017Monologue: I Remember When Being a Millennial Actually Meant Something
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April 28, 2017Monologue: Thad, the Worst Student in Your Intro Class, Has Something to Say
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April 25, 2017Monologue: Lois Lane Explains White Male Privilege to Superman
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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November 13, 2018List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?