LEST WE FORGET THE HORRORS
Short Imagined Monologues
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April 30, 2019I’m a Therapist’s Couch On a Movie Set and I Am Complicit In Reinforcing a False Narrative About Therapy
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February 21, 2019Hi, I’m an Empath Now
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February 7, 2019I’m a Woman in a Nonfat Yogurt Commercial
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January 30, 2019I Am a Stryker-X Assault Backpack, and This Airport Lounge Is an Insult
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January 9, 2019Sally Sells Seashells By the Seashore Because the Government Is Shut Down and She Isn’t Getting a Paycheck
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December 17, 2018Just Let Me Have a Robust Debate With Your Adolescent Son
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December 12, 2018I’m The World’s Best Dad Because Once I Watched My Kid When My Wife Wasn’t Around
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December 5, 2018Hi, It’s Me, the Girlfriend of a Marvel Superhero Trying to Return this Used Car
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November 30, 2018I’m Hanukkah and I’m Living My Best Life So Deal With It
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November 29, 2018I Am a Liberal Comedian and I Am Ready to Perform Ally-Ship By Calling Conservatives Gay Every Chance I Get
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October 24, 2018I’m Your Spaghetti Strap Sports Bra, and I’m Here to Sabotage Your High-Impact Workout
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October 22, 2018Hi, I’m the Lone Woman of Color in Your Book Club
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September 3, 2020Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-889
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September 1, 2020Quiz: Are You the Worst Fucking Parent?
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October 20, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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March 31, 2020Frog and Toad Are Self-Quarantined Friends
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September 21, 2020The Best Way to Honor Feminist Icon Ruth Bader Ginsburg Is to Show How the Male Politicians Running Our Government Are a Bunch of Morally Corrupt Assholes
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September 21, 2020Bruce Springsteen or Stephen King?
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September 21, 2020
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September 21, 2020I Can’t Wait Until 2020 Is Over