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Short Imagined Monologues

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September 15, 2017

Monologue: I Am Sun Tzu: Please Do Not Renovict Me

by Jessica Wadsworth
September 14, 2017

Monologue: I’m a Male Author Photo, Hear Me Brood

by Jeff Bender
September 11, 2017

Monologue: I Am a Successful YouTube Video Game Streamer and I Believe Racial Slurs Are Essential to Gaming

by Bob Vulfov
August 31, 2017

Monologue: When It Comes to Tech Meetups, I’m a Three-a-Day Guy

by Matthew Reeves
August 18, 2017

Monologue: I’m Ivanka Trump, and I Cannot Believe You Fucking Morons Keep Falling for My Bullshit

by Liza McKeon
August 14, 2017

Monologue: President Trump’s Statement Following the Events in The Sound of Music

by Kathryn Funkhouser
August 10, 2017

Monologue: I’m a Teenager in High School as Portrayed By an Adult Woman On TV

by Katy Mayfield
August 5, 2017

Monologue: I Love This Morbidly Obese Comedian and His Curvy Body

by Meredith Finn
July 29, 2017

Monologue: Top Gun’s Maverick Addresses the Application of the Term “Maverick” to Senator John McCain

by Susan Harlan
July 25, 2017

Monologue: I Am a New Meme

by Dan Dillabough
July 12, 2017

Monologue: I Am Trump’s Lawyer’s Lawyer’s Lawyer’s Lawyer and Would Someone Please Tell Me What the Fuck I Am Supposed to Be Doing?

by Gary M. Almeter
July 5, 2017

Monologue: I Don’t Care Who You Are or What Color Your Skin Is, I Will Do Anything to Make Sure You Get Your Health Care Denied

by Joe Hospodor

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August 12, 2019

List: Critically Acclaimed Horror Film of the 2010s or Your Ph.D. Program?

by Erika Vause
August 9, 2019

We Need a Wizard Who Can Appeal to the Moderate Orc Voter

by David Howard
August 25, 2016

I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Write the Syllabus for Your Class

by Robin Lee Mozer
August 19, 2019

Monologue: A Future Message From Generation X’s Reverse Mortgage Pitchman, Trent Reznor

by Tom Russell

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August 23, 2019

We Need a Republican Nominee Whose Disdain for Marginalized People is Less Obvious

by Chandler Dean
August 23, 2019

List: A Parents’ Guide to Surviving the College Drop-Off

by Michael Kleber-Diggs
August 23, 2019

Monologue: I Am Marianne Williamson and, to Clarify, the ‘Dark Psychic Force’ I Mentioned Is the Algerian Military and Its Refusal to Cede Power to the Hirak

by David Bradley Isenberg
August 23, 2019

List: Things Trump Can Do to Win Democrats’ Votes

by Jennifer Wright