Short Imagined Monologues
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November 14, 2017Monologue: I Do Not Recall Whether or Not I Am Jeff Sessions
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October 31, 2017Monologue: The Ghost That’s Haunting Me Mansplains How Breathing Works
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October 23, 2017Monologue: I Am the Picasso of Wine and Painting Night
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October 20, 2017Monologue: I’m a Millennial With a Microphone Strapped to My Head, So You Better Listen to Me
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October 2, 2017Monologue: Hello, I’m the Token Precocious Child On Whatever the Latest HBO Show Is
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September 21, 2017Monologue: I’m Diana From Anne of Green Gables and I am Fucking Drunk
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September 15, 2017Monologue: I Am Sun Tzu: Please Do Not Renovict Me
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September 14, 2017Monologue: I’m a Male Author Photo, Hear Me Brood
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September 11, 2017Monologue: I Am a Successful YouTube Video Game Streamer and I Believe Racial Slurs Are Essential to Gaming
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August 31, 2017Monologue: When It Comes to Tech Meetups, I’m a Three-a-Day Guy
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August 18, 2017Monologue: I’m Ivanka Trump, and I Cannot Believe You Fucking Morons Keep Falling for My Bullshit
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August 14, 2017Monologue: President Trump’s Statement Following the Events in The Sound of Music
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August 8, 2018The Very Model of a Modern-Age Millennial
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November 12, 2015Maybe I Should Stop Bringing Up My Cat So Much When People Tell Me Stories About Their Kids
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June 29, 2018List: 17 Real-Life Would-You-Rathers I, a Woman, Have Had to Ask Myself
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August 15, 2018List: Table of Contents From Sorry, You’re Kind of Fucked: The Only Child’s Survival Guide
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August 17, 2018List: A List of Things I’ve Said to Men this Week Instead of “You’re Wrong,” or “No” to Spare Their Feelings, Even Though They Were Wrong and I Knew the Right Answer
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August 17, 2018One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: Ordinary Hands
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August 17, 2018Welcome to The Middle, an Enchanted Land Where Compromise and Civility Get Results