Short Imagined Monologues
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March 20, 2017Monologue: Not to Brag, But I’m Totally Intellectual Enough to Be Brutally Murdered By Fascists
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March 17, 2017Monologue: A Host’s Welcome Message to Her Fetal Guest
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March 16, 2017Monologue: I Totally Forgot We Were Supposed to Dismantle Capitalism Today and Now I’m Standing in Line for a Cronut
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March 13, 2017Monologue: I Had an Experience on The Bachelor, and It Truly Was an Experience Journey
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March 7, 2017Monologue: Do You Have a Moment to Talk About Our Lord and Savior, Cold Brew Coffee?
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March 6, 2017Monologue: The Void Would Very Much Like You to Stop Screaming Into It
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March 3, 2017Monologue: Noam Chomsky Explains Why His Lecture Series on the United States Government’s History of Intervention in Central America is Sponsored by Michelob Ultra
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March 2, 2017Monologue: I Am the World’s Most Fuckable Conservative Wunderkind and I Demand Your Respect
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February 28, 2017Monologue: Mary, 487 Thunder Road, Neptune, NJ
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February 23, 2017Monologue: McCain the Elder at Pompeii
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February 22, 2017Monologue: Betsy DeVos Delivers the Morning Announcements
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February 9, 2017Monologue: I’m an Anthropomorphic Lady Jar of Mayonnaise and I’m Ready to Play Steve Bannon on Saturday Night Live
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May 18, 2011I Regret to Inform You That My Wedding to Captain Von Trapp Has Been Canceled
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July 5, 2017Welcome to Our Startup Where Everyone is 23 Years Old Because We Believe Old People Are Visually Displeasing and Out of Ideas
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July 12, 2017How to Talk to Your Teen About Colluding With Russia
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July 11, 2017Donald Trump Jr. Reviews Famous Works of Literature
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July 21, 2017Hemingway’s “Hills Like White Elephants” from the “The Girl’s” Point of View
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July 21, 2017List: Anagrams of “Ernest Hemingway” That Could Sort of Almost Be Titles of His Novels
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July 21, 2017Ernest Goes to Key West
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July 21, 2017List: Ernest Hemingway or Captions from Governor Scott Walker’s Instagram?