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Short Imagined Monologues
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April 27, 2021The Cute Dog in This Gritty Drama Knows It’s Toast
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April 26, 2021I’m a Full-Blown Argument, and I Will Be Attending Your Family Dinner
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April 22, 2021Cassandra Speaks Up
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April 20, 2021The Salad Bar Is Back, Baby!
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April 15, 2021Low-Rise Jeans Are Back to Ruin Your Life
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April 14, 2021I Am Alexander the Great, and I Am Terrible at Risk
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April 8, 2021I Am the Christmas Lights You Still Have Up and I Am Begging You, Please Take Me Down
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April 5, 2021I’m the Mechanic Who Built the Magic School Bus, and I Am Tired of Ms. Frizzle Getting All the Credit
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April 1, 2021I Am the Court Stenographer at the Derek Chauvin Trial and I Am Coming Unhinged
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March 30, 2021It’s Me, the Diner Who Never Tips, and I’m Absolutely Thrilled Your Restaurant Is Reopening
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March 19, 2021Alfred Pennyworth Gives Gotham School Children a Tour of the Batcave
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March 15, 2021The Guy Holding “THE END IS NEAR!” Sign Would Like a Word
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November 23, 2021Post-Dinner Interview with a Twelve-Year-Old Who Sat at the Grown-Ups’ Table for the First Time on Thanksgiving
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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November 20, 2019I Am a Trader Joe’s Parking Lot and I Am Here to Destroy You
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November 30, 2021Put Away That Whip — I’m Not That Kind of Dungeon Master