Short Imagined Monologues

Monologue: Yes, And I’m in Love With a Straight White Man Who Teaches Me Improv 101!

Monologue: Hi, I’m the Dad You Hate at the Baby Birthday Party You’re Obligated to Attend

Monologue: I Am Raw, Selvedge Denim

Monologue: I Am the Melted Skull of Nazi Major Arnold Toht, the Ruthless Gestapo Agent With the Burned Hand In Raiders of the Lost Ark, and I Appreciate Your Sudden Interest In My Thoughts and Feelings

Monologue: Marina Abramović is Your Kid’s New Soccer Coach and the Team is Down by Nine Goals at the Half

Monologue: I Do Not Recall Whether or Not I Am Jeff Sessions

Monologue: The Ghost That’s Haunting Me Mansplains How Breathing Works

Monologue: I Am the Picasso of Wine and Painting Night

Monologue: I’m a Millennial With a Microphone Strapped to My Head, So You Better Listen to Me

Monologue: Hello, I’m the Token Precocious Child On Whatever the Latest HBO Show Is

Monologue: I’m Diana From Anne of Green Gables and I am Fucking Drunk

Monologue: I Am Sun Tzu: Please Do Not Renovict Me