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almost every day
since 1998.
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since 1998.
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Open Letters to People or Entities Who Are Unlikely to Respond
Send your nonfictional open letters to openletters@mcsweeneys.net.
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September 4, 2019Open Letters: An Open Letter to Great Britain About How Brexit Is Killing My Boaty McBoatface Buzz
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August 30, 2019Open Letters: An Open Letter to People Who Say “Summer’s Not Over Yet!”
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August 26, 2019Open Letters: An Open Letter to My School District’s Second Grade Teachers Regarding Their School Supplies List
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August 22, 2019Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Man Who Yelled “Go Back to Africa” At Me
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June 20, 2019Open Letters: An Open Letter to Parents Being Harangued to Remember Yet Another Username and Password By Signing Up for the Library Summer Reading Program
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May 30, 2019Open Letters: An Open Letter to Everyone Sharing Their Wisdom About How to Cure My Depression
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March 15, 2019Open Letters: An Open Letter to My Family Announcing My Resignation from Motherhood
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March 7, 2019Open Letters: An Open Break-Up Letter to Estrogen
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February 26, 2019Open Letters: An Open Letter to People Who Call Me “Sir”
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January 15, 2019Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Mathematical Community
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December 11, 2018Open Letters: An Open Letter to Gift-Givers of Noise-Making Toys
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August 7, 2018Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Owner of the Car With the “LOUDER THAN YOUR MOM WAS LAST NIGHT” License Plate Frame Parked at the Portland International Airport
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September 6, 2019List: Honest Academic Job Postings
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September 12, 2019List: 16 Surprising Ways to Injure Yourself When You’re Over 40
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September 10, 2019List: I Am “Why Do I Need Venmo?” Years Old
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January 2, 2019I Don’t Hate Women Candidates — I Just Hated Hillary and Coincidentally I’m Starting to Hate Elizabeth Warren
