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Open Letters to People or Entities Who Are Unlikely to Respond
Send your nonfictional open letters to openletters@mcsweeneys.net.
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February 4, 2021An Open Letter to Peter Morgan of The Crown for Creating a New Generation of Colonial Sympathizers
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January 28, 2021An Open Letter to the Folks in 2020 Who Allowed Me to Speak to Them Through My Mask for Extended Periods While We Waited for Things
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December 22, 2020An Open Letter to the Woman in Smith’s Food and Drug Who Was Enraged That Land O’Lakes Removed the Native American Logo from Its Butter Tub
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December 17, 2020An Open Letter to the Paperboys in Newsies Who Nicknamed Their Friend “Crutchie”
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December 9, 2020An Open Letter to God: Why Did You Make My Butt So Hairy?
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December 4, 2020An Open Letter to Santa Claus Regarding His Travel Plans
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November 30, 2020An Open Letter to the Guy Who Was Always at the Bar on His Computer
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October 28, 2020An Open Letter to the Woman Who Was Questioned By a Police Officer For Merely Sitting In Her Car In a Target Parking Lot After Midnight Taking A Break From Her Family
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October 15, 2020An Open Letter to Green Ginger, the Asian Fusion Restaurant Across the Street From Me
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September 30, 2020An Open Letter to My Lactose Intolerant Friend Regarding My COVID Intolerance
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September 18, 2020An Open Letter to My Kindergarten Teacher Who Taught Me Everything I Needed to Know (About Racism and White Supremacy)
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July 31, 2020An Open Letter to the T&T Supermarket Clerk Who Was Told to “Go Back to China” as Part of a Customer’s Racist Tirade in Mississauga, Ontario
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February 19, 2021I’m a Short Afternoon Walk and You’re Putting Way Too Much Pressure on Me
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February 22, 2021The UX on this Small Child Is Terrible
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February 24, 2021I Oppose the Democrats’ Plan to Lower Child Poverty. If Kids Want to Eat, They Should Work In Filthy Factories Like They Did in the Good Old Days
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February 16, 2021How to Write About Iran: A Guide for Journalists, Analysts, and Policymakers
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March 3, 2021I’m All For Letting the Free Market Decide Things Unless It Decides to Stop Publishing Racist Children’s Books
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March 3, 2021Casting Notice for the Next Great British Bake Off