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Open Letters to People or Entities Who Are Unlikely to Respond
Send your nonfictional open letters to openletters@mcsweeneys.net.
(Submission guidelines)
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April 9, 2021An Open Letter to My Children Regarding the Commencement of Asynchronous Parenting
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March 23, 2021Dear Dr. Fauci, It’s Almost Passover Again and I Have More Questions
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March 11, 2021An Open Letter to White Expat Men That I Have Met While Living in China
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February 4, 2021An Open Letter to Peter Morgan of The Crown for Creating a New Generation of Colonial Sympathizers
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January 28, 2021An Open Letter to the Folks in 2020 Who Allowed Me to Speak to Them Through My Mask for Extended Periods While We Waited for Things
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December 22, 2020An Open Letter to the Woman in Smith’s Food and Drug Who Was Enraged That Land O’Lakes Removed the Native American Logo from Its Butter Tub
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December 17, 2020An Open Letter to the Paperboys in Newsies Who Nicknamed Their Friend “Crutchie”
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December 9, 2020An Open Letter to God: Why Did You Make My Butt So Hairy?
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December 4, 2020An Open Letter to Santa Claus Regarding His Travel Plans
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November 30, 2020An Open Letter to the Guy Who Was Always at the Bar on His Computer
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October 28, 2020An Open Letter to the Woman Who Was Questioned By a Police Officer For Merely Sitting In Her Car In a Target Parking Lot After Midnight Taking A Break From Her Family
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October 15, 2020An Open Letter to Green Ginger, the Asian Fusion Restaurant Across the Street From Me
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April 26, 2021Vaccine Side Effect, or Have You Just Been Alive for 40 Years?
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November 13, 2018If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 6, 2021I’m the Judge Who Approved the Custody Arrangement in The Parent Trap, But in My Defense, I Didn’t Think They Would Go to the Same Camp
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April 13, 2021An FAQ About Your New Birth Control: The Music of Rush