SPECIAL DECORATIVE-GOURD-RELATED PROMOTION!
Become a McSweeney’s Internet Tendency patron at $10 (or more) a month, and receive a free It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers tote bag. (Offer ends October 1st.)
Open Letters to People or Entities Who Are Unlikely to Respond
Send your nonfictional open letters to openletters@mcsweeneys.net.
(Submission guidelines)
-
August 18, 2021An Open Letter to the Architect Who Invented Open-Concept Floor Plans
-
August 3, 2021An Open Letter to My Thirty-Plus-Year-Old Ovaries
-
July 23, 2021An Open Letter to the #OWNVOICES Movement
-
July 14, 2021Dear HR: What Skin Color Emoji Am I Supposed to Use?
-
June 22, 2021An Open Letter to My Straight Co-worker Who Was Visibly Uncomfortable When I Stood at the Urinal Next to Him
-
June 15, 2021An Open Letter to My Child’s Overnight Camp About the Things I Didn’t Have Room to Include in the “Anything Else We Should Know About Your Child?” Section of the Registration Form
-
May 20, 2021An Open Letter to Sleep: We Need to Talk
-
April 9, 2021An Open Letter to My Children Regarding the Commencement of Asynchronous Parenting
-
March 23, 2021Dear Dr. Fauci, It’s Almost Passover Again and I Have More Questions
-
March 11, 2021An Open Letter to White Expat Men That I Have Met While Living in China
-
February 4, 2021An Open Letter to Peter Morgan of The Crown for Creating a New Generation of Colonial Sympathizers
-
January 28, 2021An Open Letter to the Folks in 2020 Who Allowed Me to Speak to Them Through My Mask for Extended Periods While We Waited for Things
Trending 🔥
-
September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
-
September 22, 2021It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
-
September 17, 2021Our Faculty Success Initiative Redefines Everything You Thought You Knew About “Faculty” and “Success”
-
September 8, 2021Wake Up, Sailors, Scurvy Is a Hoax
Recently
-
September 27, 2021There’s Never Been a Worst Time in History to Be a Man (Stuck in a Hole)
-
September 24, 2021Guide to Making Friends as an Adult, According to Hades, Greek God of the Underworld
-
September 24, 2021Every Asian American Celebrity Interview
-
September 23, 2021Bruce Springsteen, Renaissance Poet