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Open Letters to People or Entities Who Are Unlikely to Respond
Send your nonfictional open letters to openletters@mcsweeneys.net.
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June 1, 2023An Open Letter to My Breasts on Their Working Conditions and Recent Complaints of “Burnout”
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March 9, 2023An Open Letter to the Month of March
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February 16, 2023An Open Letter to the Woman Who Won’t Let Me Join the Moms Group Because I Am a Stay-at-Home Dad
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November 21, 2022An Open Letter to the Nurses Who Will Spend Thanksgiving in the Hospital with My Family and Me
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November 3, 2022An Open Letter to People Who Think They Can Survive as a Black Person in America
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October 20, 2022Open Letter to the Friend I Was Probably in Love with in High School Before I Realized I Was Gay
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September 21, 2022An Open Letter to Bluey’s Parents: Please Stop
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September 9, 2022An Open Letter to the State Board of Education Regarding Another English Exam Full of White Authors
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August 5, 2022An Open Letter to the White Mommy Blogger Who Posted a Recipe for Turmeric Energy Balls
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June 22, 2022An Open Letter to White People Inquiring Whether I Know That One Indian Person They Know
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May 24, 2022An Open Letter to Women’s Magazines Who Promote Body Positivity with Totally Not Photoshopped Images of Naked Celebrities
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April 18, 2022An Open Letter to College Students Who Don’t Read the Syllabus
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May 25, 2023A Day in the Life of a Woke Third-Grade Teacher, as Imagined by a Far-Right Politician
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May 18, 2023HBO’s Sensitivity Reading for Entourage
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March 19, 2018I’m Going to Close This Deal Using Business Words I’ve Heard Men Yell in Airports
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May 25, 2023I’m Your Mom Playing a Video Game, and I Will Turn This Avatar Right Around If You Don’t Watch Your Tone of Voice
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