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Open Letters to People or Entities Who Are Unlikely to Respond
Send your nonfictional open letters to openletters@mcsweeneys.net.
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June 12, 2024An Open Letter to Martha-Ann Alito About Her New Pride Flag
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June 6, 2024An Open Letter to the University Hiring Committee
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May 16, 2024An Open Letter to Whoever Keeps Making My Wife Laugh on Slack
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April 16, 2024An Open Letter to Wyna Liu, the New York Times’ Connections Editor
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March 21, 2024An Open Letter to the White Person Who Just Found Out I’m Puerto Rican
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February 15, 2024An Open Letter from Myself to Myself from Before I Learned That Backyard Bird Feeders Require Biweekly Cleaning
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February 2, 2024An Open Letter to the Driving Examiner Who Flunked My Kid
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January 25, 2024An Open Letter to the Real Estate Agent Who Assumed I Was the Housekeeper
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January 9, 2024An Open Letter to Jeremy Allen White Regarding His Recent Calvin Klein Ad
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December 21, 2023An Open Letter to People Who Hate the Paul McCartney Song “Wonderful Christmastime”
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December 14, 2023An Open Letter to the Eleven Adults Responsible for the Majority of Book Bans in Schools
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November 30, 2023An Open Letter to the Family Court Lawyer Who Represented Me in 2012 and Sends Me a Holiday Card Every Year
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and If Trump and Vance Win I’m Going to Start a Sexual Relationship with My Couch
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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July 26, 2024We Went Ahead and Made an AI Olympian