The Believer Magazine
Open Letters to People or Entities Who Are Unlikely to Respond
Send your nonfictional open letters to openletters@mcsweeneys.net.
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April 3, 2025An Open Letter to the One Other Person of Color at This Hockey Game
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April 1, 2025An Open Letter to ICE Regarding My Potential Disappearance
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February 28, 2025An Open Letter to Lumon Industries Requesting to Please Kindly Insert the Severance Device in My Brain and Keep It on “Innie” Mode for the Next Four Years
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February 5, 2025An Open Letter to the Old Man Who Bartered with My Cancer-Patient Daughter at the Community Yard Sale Fundraiser
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December 19, 2024An Open Letter to Sarah from Love Actually, to Be Delivered In the Two Seconds Before She Answers Her Phone for the Second Time While Karl Is Tenderly Dry Humping Her
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November 14, 2024An Open Letter from the Other Side of the World to the 50.2 Percent of Americans Who Probably Won’t Read This and the 48.1 Percent Who Might
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October 17, 2024An Open Letter to Love Is Blind Producers About Why We Need a Lesbian Season
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September 5, 2024An Open Letter to Whoever Is Trying to Hack My Instagram Account
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June 12, 2024An Open Letter to Martha-Ann Alito About Her New Pride Flag
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June 6, 2024An Open Letter to the University Hiring Committee
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May 16, 2024An Open Letter to Whoever Keeps Making My Wife Laugh on Slack
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April 16, 2024An Open Letter to Wyna Liu, the New York Times’ Connections Editor
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