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Open Letters to People or Entities Who Are Unlikely to Respond
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October 9, 2017Open Letters: An Open Letter to My Newly Diagnosed Autistic Son
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September 6, 2017Open Letters: An Open Letter to Postmodernism
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August 24, 2017Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Photographer at My Kids’ Summer Camp
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August 21, 2017Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Lady Selling Seashells By the Seashore
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July 26, 2017Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Time Traveler Who Keeps Making President Trump Look Like a Liar
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June 13, 2017Open Letters: Open Letter to the Old White Men I Encountered at the Minimum Wage Texas Barbecue Job I Had During My First Year of Grad School
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May 24, 2017Open Letters: An Open Letter to My Online Student
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May 11, 2017Open Letters: An Open Letter to My Chili Pepper On Ratemyprofessors.com
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May 8, 2017Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Guy Who Once Had a Class with You in High School and is Hurt You Didn’t Hit Him Up When in Town for Work
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April 5, 2017Open Letters: An Open Letter to My Neighbor Jared Leto
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March 29, 2017Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Kars 4 Kids
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March 9, 2017Open Letters: An Open Letter to Coastal Living Magazine
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