Daily humor
almost every day
since 1998.
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since 1998.
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Open Letters to People or Entities Who Are Unlikely to Respond
Send your nonfictional open letters to openletters@mcsweeneys.net.
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November 3, 2017Open Letters: An Open Letter of Thanks to My Absentee Students
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November 2, 2017Open Letters: An Open Letter to White People in Need of a Token Brown Person
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October 9, 2017Open Letters: An Open Letter to My Newly Diagnosed Autistic Son
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September 6, 2017Open Letters: An Open Letter to Postmodernism
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August 24, 2017Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Photographer at My Kids’ Summer Camp
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August 21, 2017Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Lady Selling Seashells By the Seashore
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July 26, 2017Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Time Traveler Who Keeps Making President Trump Look Like a Liar
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June 13, 2017Open Letters: Open Letter to the Old White Men I Encountered at the Minimum Wage Texas Barbecue Job I Had During My First Year of Grad School
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May 24, 2017Open Letters: An Open Letter to My Online Student
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May 11, 2017Open Letters: An Open Letter to My Chili Pepper On Ratemyprofessors.com
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May 8, 2017Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Guy Who Once Had a Class with You in High School and is Hurt You Didn’t Hit Him Up When in Town for Work
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April 5, 2017Open Letters: An Open Letter to My Neighbor Jared Leto
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July 15, 2019A Preschooler’s Guide to Managing Your Personal Assistant
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October 10, 2006Back From Yet Another Globetrotting Adventure, Indiana Jones Checks His Mail And Discovers That His Bid For Tenure Has Been Denied
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546