Open Letters to People or Entities Who Are Unlikely to Respond

An Open Letter to My Friend That Fled New York for His Parents’ House

An Open Letter to Straight Couples Who Have Been Quarantining Together After Only Dating For a Few Weeks From a Lesbian Who’s Been There Before

An Open Letter to the White Food Blogger Who Just Discovered the Middle Eastern Staples That Have Kept Me Alive for the Last Two Decades

An Open Letter to the Class of 2020 From a Dad Who Deserves Sympathy Too

An Open Letter to the College Roommate I’ve Barely Spoken to Since Freshman Year Who Keeps Referring to Me as His Black Friend

An Open Letter to the Expression “I Can’t Even”

An Open Letter to Preschool Homework

An Open Letter to My Dead Grandmother, Who Last June Started to Build a Bird Sanctuary In the Front Yard, But Who Then, Last July, Died, Leaving Us a Dry, Patchy Landing Strip of Horticultural Nonsense, and a Dream

An Open Plea to My Instagram Acquaintance

An Open Letter to Great Britain About How Brexit Is Killing My Boaty McBoatface Buzz

An Open Letter to People Who Say “Summer’s Not Over Yet!”

An Open Letter to My School District’s Second Grade Teachers Regarding Their School Supplies List