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Open Letters to People or Entities Who Are Unlikely to Respond
Send your nonfictional open letters to openletters@mcsweeneys.net.
(Submission guidelines)
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December 4, 2020An Open Letter to Santa Claus Regarding His Travel Plans
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November 30, 2020An Open Letter to the Guy Who Was Always at the Bar on His Computer
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October 28, 2020An Open Letter to the Woman Who Was Questioned By a Police Officer For Merely Sitting In Her Car In a Target Parking Lot After Midnight Taking A Break From Her Family
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October 15, 2020An Open Letter to Green Ginger, the Asian Fusion Restaurant Across the Street From Me
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September 30, 2020An Open Letter to My Lactose Intolerant Friend Regarding My COVID Intolerance
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September 18, 2020An Open Letter to My Kindergarten Teacher Who Taught Me Everything I Needed to Know (About Racism and White Supremacy)
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July 31, 2020An Open Letter to the T&T Supermarket Clerk Who Was Told to “Go Back to China” as Part of a Customer’s Racist Tirade in Mississauga, Ontario
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July 15, 2020An Open Letter to My Friend That Fled New York for His Parents’ House
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July 7, 2020An Open Letter to Straight Couples Who Have Been Quarantining Together After Only Dating For a Few Weeks From a Lesbian Who’s Been There Before
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June 18, 2020An Open Letter to the Class of 2020 From a Dad Who Deserves Sympathy Too
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June 16, 2020An Open Letter to the College Roommate I’ve Barely Spoken to Since Freshman Year Who Keeps Referring to Me as His Black Friend
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June 10, 2020An Open Letter to the Expression “I Can’t Even”
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