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Open Letters to People or Entities Who Are Unlikely to Respond
Send your nonfictional open letters to openletters@mcsweeneys.net.
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June 14, 2018Open Letters: An Open Letter to My Dad, Post-Cremation, Concerning His Missing Gold Teeth
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June 6, 2018Open Letters: An Open Letter to White Women Concerning The Handmaid’s Tale and America’s Cultural Amnesia
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May 3, 2018Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Racist Who Saw My Truth When My Liberal Friends Didn’t See My Color
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April 23, 2018Open Letters: An Open Letter to People Who Don’t Make Every Conceivable Effort to Ensure that the Bathroom Door is Locked
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April 13, 2018Open Letters: An Open Letter to Those Who Want to Liberate Me From Wearing My Hijab
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April 10, 2018Open Letters: An Open Letter to Finland’s President Sauli Niinistö
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March 29, 2018Open Letters: An Open Letter to Collegiate Basketball Benchwarmers
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March 7, 2018Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Guy Who Didn’t Believe My Ethnicity Even Though It Was None of His Business
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March 2, 2018Open Letters: An Open Letter to Greta Gerwig About How Her Film, Lady Bird, Passed the Bechdel Test Way Too Many Times
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February 23, 2018Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Phrase “Positive Vibes Only”
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February 19, 2018Open Letters: An Open Letter to James Madison About His Drafting of the Second Amendment
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January 22, 2018Open Letters: An Open Letter of Thanks to the Men Who Tell Me Who Paul Thomas Anderson Is
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September 12, 2019List: 16 Surprising Ways to Injure Yourself When You’re Over 40
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September 10, 2019List: I Am “Why Do I Need Venmo?” Years Old
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September 6, 2019List: Honest Academic Job Postings
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January 2, 2019I Don’t Hate Women Candidates — I Just Hated Hillary and Coincidentally I’m Starting to Hate Elizabeth Warren
