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Open Letters to People or Entities Who Are Unlikely to Respond
Send your nonfictional open letters to openletters@mcsweeneys.net.
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April 10, 2018Open Letters: An Open Letter to Finland’s President Sauli Niinistö
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March 29, 2018Open Letters: An Open Letter to Collegiate Basketball Benchwarmers
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March 7, 2018Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Guy Who Didn’t Believe My Ethnicity Even Though It Was None of His Business
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March 2, 2018Open Letters: An Open Letter to Greta Gerwig About How Her Film, Lady Bird, Passed the Bechdel Test Way Too Many Times
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February 23, 2018Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Phrase “Positive Vibes Only”
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February 19, 2018Open Letters: An Open Letter to James Madison About His Drafting of the Second Amendment
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January 22, 2018Open Letters: An Open Letter of Thanks to the Men Who Tell Me Who Paul Thomas Anderson Is
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January 17, 2018Open Letters: An Open Letter to My Thirty-Five-Year-Old Guy Friends Who Date Twenty-Four Year-Olds and Complain to Me About It
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January 10, 2018Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Box of Loose Cables in My Closet
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December 7, 2017Open Letters: An Open Letter to My Husband Regarding Our Family Holiday Cards
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November 14, 2017Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Person on the Internet Who Likes Fighting With Me
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November 3, 2017Open Letters: An Open Letter of Thanks to My Absentee Students