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Open Letters to People or Entities Who Are Unlikely to Respond
Send your nonfictional open letters to openletters@mcsweeneys.net.
(Submission guidelines)
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March 21, 2024An Open Letter to the White Person Who Just Found Out I’m Puerto Rican
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February 15, 2024An Open Letter from Myself to Myself from Before I Learned That Backyard Bird Feeders Require Biweekly Cleaning
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February 2, 2024An Open Letter to the Driving Examiner Who Flunked My Kid
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January 25, 2024An Open Letter to the Real Estate Agent Who Assumed I Was the Housekeeper
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January 9, 2024An Open Letter to Jeremy Allen White Regarding His Recent Calvin Klein Ad
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December 21, 2023An Open Letter to People Who Hate the Paul McCartney Song “Wonderful Christmastime”
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December 14, 2023An Open Letter to the Eleven Adults Responsible for the Majority of Book Bans in Schools
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November 30, 2023An Open Letter to the Family Court Lawyer Who Represented Me in 2012 and Sends Me a Holiday Card Every Year
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June 1, 2023An Open Letter to My Breasts on Their Working Conditions and Recent Complaints of “Burnout”
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March 9, 2023An Open Letter to the Month of March
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February 16, 2023An Open Letter to the Woman Who Won’t Let Me Join the Moms Group Because I Am a Stay-at-Home Dad
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November 21, 2022An Open Letter to the Nurses Who Will Spend Thanksgiving in the Hospital with My Family and Me
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