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Open Letters to People or Entities Who Are Unlikely to Respond
Send your nonfictional open letters to openletters@mcsweeneys.net.
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June 1, 2023An Open Letter to My Breasts on Their Working Conditions and Recent Complaints of “Burnout”
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March 9, 2023An Open Letter to the Month of March
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February 16, 2023An Open Letter to the Woman Who Won’t Let Me Join the Moms Group Because I Am a Stay-at-Home Dad
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November 21, 2022An Open Letter to the Nurses Who Will Spend Thanksgiving in the Hospital with My Family and Me
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November 3, 2022An Open Letter to People Who Think They Can Survive as a Black Person in America
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October 20, 2022Open Letter to the Friend I Was Probably in Love with in High School Before I Realized I Was Gay
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September 21, 2022An Open Letter to Bluey’s Parents: Please Stop
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September 9, 2022An Open Letter to the State Board of Education Regarding Another English Exam Full of White Authors
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August 5, 2022An Open Letter to the White Mommy Blogger Who Posted a Recipe for Turmeric Energy Balls
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June 22, 2022An Open Letter to White People Inquiring Whether I Know That One Indian Person They Know
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May 24, 2022An Open Letter to Women’s Magazines Who Promote Body Positivity with Totally Not Photoshopped Images of Naked Celebrities
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April 18, 2022An Open Letter to College Students Who Don’t Read the Syllabus
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and If Trump and Vance Win I’m Going to Start a Sexual Relationship with My Couch
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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July 26, 2024We Went Ahead and Made an AI Olympian