Open Letters to People or Entities Who Are Unlikely to Respond

Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Icelandic Phallological Museum

Open Letter: An Open Letter to That Mother at the Park With Those Perfect Daughters

Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Fracking Industry

Open Letter: An Open Letter to Nicole Kidman, Mariah Carey and Julia Roberts’s Circa 1990s Curly Hair

Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Bewildering Number of Ways to Spell “Brittany.”

Open Letter: An Open Letter to Everyone in the Event of My Likely Demise While Hiking the Appalachian Trail

Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Former Owner of My Queen-Size Bed

Open Letter: An Open Letter to The South, My Southern Baptist Pharmacy School, and a Job Recruiter

Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Guy Who Discovered the 10,000 Hour Rule

Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Braxton-Hicks Contractions That Hit a Student in My First Period 10th Grade English Class

Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Sociology Professor at My University Who Wrote a Letter to the Editor Saying “I Don’t Think That a Single Woman Has Been Assaulted On This Campus in My 33 Years Here.”

Open Letter: An Open Letter to People Who Fawn Over My Wheelchair