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Open Letters to People or Entities Who Are Unlikely to Respond
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August 9, 2016An Open Letter to Lululemon Yoga Pants
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June 30, 2016An Open Letter to Beer Nerds
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June 21, 2016An Open Letter to Limp Bizkit
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June 10, 2016An Open Letter to the Like-Minded Mom at McDonald’s PlayPlace
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May 20, 2016An Open Letter to the US Immigration Officer Who Confused Me for a Criminal
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May 12, 2016An Open Letter to My Son’s Recorder
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April 13, 2016An Open Letter to Grammar Nazis
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April 1, 2016An Open Letter to People Who Don’t Say My Name
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February 10, 2016An Open Letter to Magazine Editors On the Best Times to Send Rejections
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January 28, 2016An Open Letter to Charles Darwin and God About the Hair Sprouting From My Ears
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January 20, 2016An Open Letter to the Man Who Unexpectedly Ghosted Me
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November 11, 2015An Open Letter to All of the Daughters
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October 8, 2021A Typical Friday in Oregon, as Imagined by My East Coast Friends
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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September 30, 2021This Is Your Kid’s School and Even Though the Emergency Contact Form Lists Your Husband, We Need You, the Mom
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September 22, 2021It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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