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Open Letters to People or Entities Who Are Unlikely to Respond
Send your nonfictional open letters to openletters@mcsweeneys.net.
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November 14, 2017An Open Letter to the Person on the Internet Who Likes Fighting With Me
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November 3, 2017An Open Letter of Thanks to My Absentee Students
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November 2, 2017An Open Letter to White People in Need of a Token Brown Person
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October 9, 2017An Open Letter to My Newly Diagnosed Autistic Son
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September 6, 2017An Open Letter to Postmodernism
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August 24, 2017An Open Letter to the Photographer at My Kids’ Summer Camp
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August 21, 2017An Open Letter to the Lady Selling Seashells By the Seashore
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July 26, 2017An Open Letter to the Time Traveler Who Keeps Making President Trump Look Like a Liar
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June 13, 2017Open Letter to the Old White Men I Encountered at the Minimum Wage Texas Barbecue Job I Had During My First Year of Grad School
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May 24, 2017An Open Letter to My Online Student
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May 11, 2017An Open Letter to My Chili Pepper On Ratemyprofessors.com
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May 8, 2017An Open Letter to the Guy Who Once Had a Class with You in High School and is Hurt You Didn’t Hit Him Up When in Town for Work
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and If Trump and Vance Win I’m Going to Start a Sexual Relationship with My Couch
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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July 26, 2024We Went Ahead and Made an AI Olympian