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Open Letters to People or Entities Who Are Unlikely to Respond
Send your nonfictional open letters to openletters@mcsweeneys.net.
(Submission guidelines)
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July 31, 2015An Open Letter to That Mother at the Park With Those Perfect Daughters
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July 23, 2015An Open Letter to the Fracking Industry
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June 26, 2015An Open Letter to Nicole Kidman, Mariah Carey and Julia Roberts’s Circa 1990s Curly Hair
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June 19, 2015An Open Letter to the Bewildering Number of Ways to Spell “Brittany.”
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May 7, 2015An Open Letter to Everyone in the Event of My Likely Demise While Hiking the Appalachian Trail
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April 24, 2015An Open Letter to the Former Owner of My Queen-Size Bed
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April 2, 2015An Open Letter to the Guy Who Discovered the 10,000 Hour Rule
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March 27, 2015An Open Letter to the Braxton-Hicks Contractions That Hit a Student in My First Period 10th Grade English Class
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March 20, 2015An Open Letter to the Sociology Professor at My University Who Wrote a Letter to the Editor Saying “I Don’t Think That a Single Woman Has Been Assaulted On This Campus in My 33 Years Here.”
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March 13, 2015An Open Letter to People Who Fawn Over My Wheelchair
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February 27, 2015An Open Letter to Women Who Shame Catcalling
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January 23, 2015An Open Letter to People I Hardly Know But Who Hug Me Anyway
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September 3, 2020Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-889
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September 22, 2020It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 14, 2020I Appreciate Your Concern, But Our Enormous Wedding Was Socially Distanced
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September 1, 2020Quiz: Are You the Worst Fucking Parent?
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September 22, 2020I’m the Guy Who Asks If Your Loved One Who Died From COVID-19 Had Any Pre-Existing Conditions
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September 22, 2020Critical Theories of the Pumpkin Spice Latte
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September 22, 2020It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 21, 2020The Best Way to Honor Feminist Icon Ruth Bader Ginsburg Is to Show How the Male Politicians Running Our Government Are a Bunch of Morally Corrupt Assholes