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almost every day
since 1998.
almost every day
since 1998.
Open Letters to People or Entities Who Are Unlikely to Respond
Send your nonfictional open letters to openletters@mcsweeneys.net.
(Submission guidelines)
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October 12, 2012Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Dude-Bros Who Yelled “U.S.A! U.S.A.!” at a Lynyrd Skynyrd Concert
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October 5, 2012Open Letter: An Open Letter to People Who Google and Subsequently Attempt to Contact “Rachel Farrell.”
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September 28, 2012Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Childhood Icon I Happen to Be Meeting With in a Professional Capacity
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September 21, 2012Open Letter: An Open Letter to Jif Peanut Butter
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September 14, 2012Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Look That Slowly Forms On Your Face When I Tell You I Am a Librarian
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September 7, 2012Open Letter: An Open Letter to the People in Charge of Commercials Targeting Women
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August 24, 2012Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Mix Tape Made for Me By My College Boyfriend, Now Deceased
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July 20, 2012Open Letter: An Open Letter to the City and County Inspector Who Fined Me $500 Even Though the Weeds in My Front Lawn Were Well Under the 6” Regulation Height
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July 13, 2012Open Letter: An Open Letter to Natalie Portman’s Character in Mars Attacks!
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June 29, 2012Open Letter: An Open Letter to People Who Take Pictures of Food With Instagram
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June 22, 2012Open Letter: An Open Letter to My Fitness Counselor Regarding My Lack of Response to Her Recent Inquiries
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June 15, 2012Open Letter: An Open Letter to the State of Pennsylvania