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Open Letters to People or Entities Who Are Unlikely to Respond
Send your nonfictional open letters to openletters@mcsweeneys.net.
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January 18, 2013An Open Letter to Self-Interrupters
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January 11, 2013An Open Letter to the Today Show
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December 21, 2012An Open Letter to the Elf On the Fucking Shelf
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December 7, 2012An Open Letter to the Job Market
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November 30, 2012An Open Letter to Facebook’s New Privacy Policy
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November 9, 2012An Open Letter to the Phrase “Having Said That.”
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October 26, 2012An Open Letter to Co-Dependent Parents Who Are Raising Overly Dependent Children
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October 19, 2012An Open Letter to People Who Use the “Battle” Metaphor for Other People Who Have the Distinct Displeasure of Cancer
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October 12, 2012An Open Letter to the Dude-Bros Who Yelled “U.S.A! U.S.A.!” at a Lynyrd Skynyrd Concert
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October 5, 2012An Open Letter to People Who Google and Subsequently Attempt to Contact “Rachel Farrell.”
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September 28, 2012An Open Letter to the Childhood Icon I Happen to Be Meeting With in a Professional Capacity
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September 21, 2012An Open Letter to Jif Peanut Butter
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