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Open Letters to People or Entities Who Are Unlikely to Respond

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January 13, 2012

Open Letter: An Open Letter to William D. Ford Federal Direct Loan Repayment Program

by Kendra Stanton Lee
December 27, 2011

Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Gentleman Blow-Drying His Balls in the Gym Locker Room

by Ross Beeley
December 2, 2011

Open Letter: An Open Letter to Friends and Family Regarding Inquiries About My Reproductive Plans

by Karen Gilmore
November 18, 2011

Open Letter: An Open Letter to My Sister Who Accepted My Friendship Request On Facebook Sixteen Months After She Died

by Jeannie Zusy
November 11, 2011

Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Family Counseling Student Expelled for Lacking Empathy

by Mike Sauve
November 4, 2011

Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Guy Waiting in the Corner of This Comic Book Shop

by Hayley Campbell
October 28, 2011

Open Letter: An Open Letter to Every Woman Who Lives, Laughs, and Loves

by Maggie Nugent
October 14, 2011

Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Colleague Who Said “Well, You Weren’t That Close to Him Anyway” After I Told Her My Father Died

by Naseem Hrab
September 23, 2011

Open Letter: An Open Letter to a Future Houseguest

by Amy Fusselman
September 16, 2011

Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Guy Who Will Probably Never Call Me.

by Gina Trampolini
September 9, 2011

Open Letter: An Open Letter to New Yorkers On the 10th Anniversary of 9/11

by Brian Calavan
September 2, 2011

Open Letter: An Open Letter to Windows Speech Recognition

by Quentin Rodriguez

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