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Open Letters to People or Entities Who Are Unlikely to Respond
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November 4, 2011Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Guy Waiting in the Corner of This Comic Book Shop
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October 28, 2011Open Letters: An Open Letter to Every Woman Who Lives, Laughs, and Loves
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October 14, 2011Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Colleague Who Said “Well, You Weren’t That Close to Him Anyway” After I Told Her My Father Died
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September 23, 2011Open Letters: An Open Letter to a Future Houseguest
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September 16, 2011Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Guy Who Will Probably Never Call Me.
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September 9, 2011Open Letters: An Open Letter to New Yorkers On the 10th Anniversary of 9/11
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September 2, 2011Open Letters: An Open Letter to Windows Speech Recognition
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August 26, 2011Open Letters: An Open Letter to My Italian Slacks That Ripped at the Seam Just Prior to Deposition
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August 19, 2011Open Letters: An Open Letter to TV Snobs
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August 5, 2011Open Letters: An Open Letter to The Guy Who Puked Next to Me at the Heavy Metal Festival
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July 29, 2011Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Man Who Accosted Me in an Attempt to Sell Me a Power Balance Bracelet in the Mall
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July 22, 2011Open Letters: An Open Letter to The Clinging Panther Tattoo on a Middle-Aged Woman’s Arm
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