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Open Letters to People or Entities Who Are Unlikely to Respond
Send your nonfictional open letters to openletters@mcsweeneys.net.
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July 8, 2011Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Man Who Interviewed Me For a Telephone Sales Job At a Weatherized Window Company Earlier This Week
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June 24, 2011Open Letters: An Open Letter to Parrotheads
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June 17, 2011Open Letters: An Open Letter to My Dead Betta Fish, Daisy
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June 3, 2011Open Letters: An Open Letter to My High School’s Class of 2011
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May 13, 2011Open Letters: An Open Letter to Walgreens
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May 6, 2011Open Letters: An Open Letter to Customers Shopping the Liquidation Sale at the Bookstore Where I Work
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April 29, 2011Open Letters: An Open Letter to a Friend Who Prolifically Sends Me No Fewer Than Four StumbleUpon Links a Day
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April 8, 2011Open Letters: An Open Letter to People Who Think They Have Found the Artifact that Will Change Archaeology As We Know It
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April 1, 2011Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Guy Who Scheduled My Accidental Brazilian
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March 25, 2011Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Intern Who Sits in the Cubicle Behind Me and Watches Me Shop Online
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March 18, 2011Open Letters: An Open Letter to Floors 16-22 of the Sheraton Hotel
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March 11, 2011Open Letters: An Open Letter to My Dying Ficus