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Open Letters to People or Entities Who Are Unlikely to Respond
Send your nonfictional open letters to openletters@mcsweeneys.net.
(Submission guidelines)
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August 23, 2013An Open Letter to the Lady at the Farmers’ Market and the Lady at the Apple Store Who Offered Me Their Unwanted Condolences for Expecting a Second Baby Boy
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August 9, 2013An Open Letter to the Mango Fly Larva Living in My Left Buttock
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July 26, 2013An Open Letter to My Ex-Boyfriend’s Mother
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July 12, 2013An Open Letter to My Two-CD Set of Miles Davis’s Bitches Brew
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July 2, 2013An Open Letter to #fitgirls
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May 24, 2013An Open Letter to the Hot Canadian Zumba Teacher Who Pulled Me Onstage After My Mother Died
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April 26, 2013An Open Letter to My Toddler Regarding His Use of My iPhone
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April 19, 2013An Open Letter to My Fellow Bachelor of Environmental Studies Graduates, Class of 2013
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April 12, 2013An Open Letter of Thanks to the Guy With the Smirking Look of Disdain and Superiority When I Try to Upsell Him at My Dead-End Retail Job
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April 5, 2013An Open Letter to Andrea Angrum, Site Director for NASA’s Voyager Program
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March 22, 2013An Open Letter to Canonical Authors
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March 14, 2013An Open Letter to Steve Regarding His Stay at My House While I’m Gone
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