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Open Letters to People or Entities Who Are Unlikely to Respond
Send your nonfictional open letters to openletters@mcsweeneys.net.
(Submission guidelines)
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September 2, 2011An Open Letter to Windows Speech Recognition
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August 26, 2011An Open Letter to My Italian Slacks That Ripped at the Seam Just Prior to Deposition
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August 19, 2011An Open Letter to TV Snobs
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August 5, 2011An Open Letter to The Guy Who Puked Next to Me at the Heavy Metal Festival
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July 29, 2011An Open Letter to the Man Who Accosted Me in an Attempt to Sell Me a Power Balance Bracelet in the Mall
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July 22, 2011An Open Letter to The Clinging Panther Tattoo on a Middle-Aged Woman’s Arm
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July 8, 2011An Open Letter to the Man Who Interviewed Me For a Telephone Sales Job At a Weatherized Window Company Earlier This Week
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June 24, 2011An Open Letter to Parrotheads
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June 17, 2011An Open Letter to My Dead Betta Fish, Daisy
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June 3, 2011An Open Letter to My High School’s Class of 2011
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May 13, 2011An Open Letter to Walgreens
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May 6, 2011An Open Letter to Customers Shopping the Liquidation Sale at the Bookstore Where I Work
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