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Open Letters to People or Entities Who Are Unlikely to Respond
Send your nonfictional open letters to openletters@mcsweeneys.net.
(Submission guidelines)
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June 22, 2012An Open Letter to My Fitness Counselor Regarding My Lack of Response to Her Recent Inquiries
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June 15, 2012An Open Letter to the State of Pennsylvania
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June 8, 2012An Open Letter to the Kid Scooping Raisins Out of the Bulk Bin and Dumping Them On the Floor
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June 1, 2012An Open Letter to the Mammogram Machine at Beth Israel Hospital
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May 25, 2012An Open Letter to Myself the Day After the 2004 Presidential Election
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May 18, 2012An Open Letter to America from a Dissatisfied Immigrant
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May 11, 2012An Open Letter to Everyone Who, When My Fiancé Left Me, Told Me it Was “His Loss”
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May 4, 2012An Open Letter to the Impatient Commuters of the Greater Denver Metro Area
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April 27, 2012An Open Letter to Would-Be Improv Comedians
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April 12, 2012An Open Letter to Johnny Depp’s Tonto
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April 6, 2012An Open Letter to the Person Who Judged Me for Lip-Syncing On My Run This Morning
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March 30, 2012An Open Letter to the Tiny White Man the Republican Party Has Sent to Live in My Underpants
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