The Believer Magazine
Open Letters to People or Entities Who Are Unlikely to Respond
Send your nonfictional open letters to openletters@mcsweeneys.net.
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February 4, 2011An Open Letter to Jim at the Oregon Department of Revenue
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January 21, 2011An Open Letter to the Smiley Face Following an Insult
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January 14, 2011An Open Letter to Madeleine L’Engle
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January 7, 2011An Open Letter to the Waving Inflatable Snowman
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December 22, 2010An Open Letter to Beyblade Metal Fusion
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December 17, 2010An Open Letter to the Not-Officially-Required-To-Attend Office Holiday Party
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December 10, 2010An Open Letter to the Lighting in the Victoria’s Secret Dressing Room
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November 12, 2010An Open Letter to Pumpkin-Flavored Seasonal Treats
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November 5, 2010An Open Letter to the Homeless Man Who Witnessed Me Totally Lose It Last Week
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October 29, 2010An Open Letter to a Compulsive Atonal Whistler
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October 22, 2010An Open Letter to People Who Insist That New York is the Only Place to Get a Decent Bagel
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September 17, 2010An Open Letter to Hilary Duff After an Unexpected Transcendental Experience
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