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Open Letters to People or Entities Who Are Unlikely to Respond
Send your nonfictional open letters to openletters@mcsweeneys.net.
(Submission guidelines)
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February 6, 2007An Open Letter to Mr. James Thatcher, Brand Manager, Procter & Gamble
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February 1, 2007An Open Letter to Anna Louise Jordan, Author of What Does an EMT Do?
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December 13, 2006An Open Letter to Norwegian Aid Minister Erik Solheim
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October 2, 2006An Open Letter to My Sister’s Psychotic Dogs
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September 22, 2006An Open Letter to My Cats, Who Are Jealous of My New Baby Daughter and Are Acting Out Now That She Receives All the Attention
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September 6, 2006An Open Letter to My Lost Bikini Bra
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August 23, 2006An Open Letter to Wendy
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July 21, 2006An Open Letter to My 80-Year-Old Parents’ New Buick Park Avenue Ultra
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July 10, 2006An Open Letter to James Randi Regarding His “One Million Dollar Paranormal Challenge”
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June 22, 2006An Open Letter to the Birds Nesting in My Air Conditioner
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May 19, 2006An Open Letter to the Amazon Parrot I Have Been Supporting for Over 15 Years Who Still Tries to Bite Me for No Apparent Reason
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May 9, 2006An Open Letter to My Neighbors a Few Buildings Away in My Apartment Complex
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