The Believer Magazine
Open Letters to People or Entities Who Are Unlikely to Respond
Send your nonfictional open letters to openletters@mcsweeneys.net.
(Submission guidelines)
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November 8, 2005An Open Letter to the Man Who Installed the Carpet in 1974 for the Previous Owners of the Home We Just Bought
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November 1, 2005An Open Letter to the Vice President of the United States, Dick Cheney
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October 19, 2005An Open Letter to My Husband’s Pillow
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September 29, 2005An Open Letter to the Squirrel Trying to Chew Its Way Through My Roof
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August 20, 2005An Open Letter to a Guy I Work With Who Always Comes Into My Office to Tell Me He Sent Me an Email Right After He Sends Me an Email
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August 19, 2005An Open Letter to the Spider in the Upper Right-Hand Corner of the Skylight in My Flat
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August 9, 2005An Open Letter to the Cat, Who Pushes Glasses Off the Kitchen Counter While We’re Trying to Sleep
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July 20, 2005An Open Letter to the Leader of the Ant Nation Residing in My Bathroom
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July 11, 2005An Open Letter to My Ability to Lose Interest in Things Easily
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June 24, 2005An Open Letter to My Sonicare Electric Toothbrush
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June 15, 2005An Open Letter to the Human Resources Department of the Superfriends
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June 12, 2005An Open Letter to the Eight-Hour Workday
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