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Open Letters to People or Entities Who Are Unlikely to Respond
Send your nonfictional open letters to openletters@mcsweeneys.net.
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May 19, 2005An Open Letter to the Couple Who Found My Panties in Their Yard Last Summer
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May 16, 2005An Open Letter to Geraldo Rivera, Who Witnessed Me Getting Fired for Stealing a Cherry Danish Two Summers Ago
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May 4, 2005An Open Letter to Shrink-Wrap
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April 26, 2005An Open Letter to the Dead Joints in My Feet
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April 22, 2005An Open Letter to the Exorbitant Sum of Money I Just Inherited From My Grandfather, Whom I Didn’t Really Like
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April 13, 2005An Open Letter to the Fake Boobs My Husband Bought His Ex Girlfriend
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April 7, 2005An Open Letter to Ryan Funk
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March 31, 2005An Open Letter to Global Warming
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March 16, 2005Three Open Letters to the Telephone Joneses With Whom I Cannot Keep Up
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March 3, 2005An Open Letter to the Gentleman at the Bar Who Asked If I Would Like a Piece of Him
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January 4, 2005An Open Letter to Whoever Broke Into My Car This Morning
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December 23, 2004An Open Letter to My Turtle
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