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Open Letters to People or Entities Who Are Unlikely to Respond
Send your nonfictional open letters to openletters@mcsweeneys.net.
(Submission guidelines)
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September 1, 2004An Open Letter to Officials of the United States Government Regarding What’s New in My Reproductive Area
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August 27, 2004An Open Letter to Cable News Organizations
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August 16, 2004An Open Letter to Whole Foods Supermarkets
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August 9, 2004An Open Letter to My Dissertation on the Correlation Between History and Identity Formation in Colonial Massachusetts and Pennsylvania
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August 5, 2004An Open Letter to Women Who Won’t Sit Down
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August 3, 2004An Open Letter to Nepotism
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July 28, 2004An Open Letter to Chris Robinson, Lead Singer of the Black Crowes
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July 22, 2004An Open Letter to the Look on Our Leadership Consultant’s Face
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July 19, 2004An Open Letter to Hummingbirds
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July 15, 2004An Open Letter to the Current Boyfriend of the Girl I’m in Love With
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July 13, 2004An Open Letter to My Boss, Who Was Recently Fired
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July 7, 2004An Open Letter to My Sony Vaio
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