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Open Letters to People or Entities Who Are Unlikely to Respond
Send your nonfictional open letters to openletters@mcsweeneys.net.
(Submission guidelines)
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April 19, 2004An Open Letter to William Kristol, Richard Perle, and President Bush’s Other Neoconservative Puppetmasters
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April 6, 2004An Open Letter to the Hollywood Movie Machine
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March 31, 2004An Open Letter to That Mother on the Sidelines of My Daughter’s Soccer Game
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March 29, 2004An Open Letter to My Attractive Coworker at the Pool
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March 23, 2004An Open Letter to Sergeant Smith
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March 22, 2004An Open Letter to Everyone Who, When Approaching the Door to the Office Suite Where I Am the Receptionist, Turns the Handle Down, Then Pushes the Door In, Thereby Causing a Loud Obnoxious Banging Sound, Looks Up at Me With Frustration in Their Eyes
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March 19, 2004An Open Letter to My Summer Interns
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March 8, 2004An Open Letter to My Personal Trainer
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March 8, 2004An Open Letter to the Strange Red Bugs with Many Legs Living in My Basement, Which Is Where My Roommates and I Sleep
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March 3, 2004An Open Letter to the Many Leafhoppers Destroyed in My Phylogenetic Research
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February 25, 2004An Open Letter to Lifetime Television for Women
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February 23, 2004An Open Letter to the Makers of Glaceau’s Vitamin Water
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