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Open Letters to People or Entities Who Are Unlikely to Respond
Send your nonfictional open letters to openletters@mcsweeneys.net.
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January 19, 2004An Open Letter to To the People at Mott’s
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January 15, 2004An Open Letter to Two Young Women at the Clothing Store in the Mall
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January 9, 2004An Open Letter to the Whites of Jim Lehrer’s Eyes
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January 6, 2004An Open Letter to the Young Woman on the Subway Who Screamed at Me September 21, 2003, at Approximately 11:30 p.m
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December 23, 2003An Open Letter to Paul Bremer
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December 16, 2003An Open Letter to My Superintendent, Hugo
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December 12, 2003An Open Letter to DirecTV
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December 9, 2003An Open Letter to People Who “Tut” on the Tube
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December 4, 2003An Open Letter to Young Women Who Work in Chain Bookstores
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December 1, 2003An Open Letter to Yuppie Mummies (or Yummies)
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November 25, 2003An Open Letter to the Guy Who Scored Only 12 “Fast Money” Points on Family Feud in the Mid-Seventies
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November 21, 2003An Open Letter to Lance Armstrong
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