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Open Letters to People or Entities Who Are Unlikely to Respond
Send your nonfictional open letters to openletters@mcsweeneys.net.
(Submission guidelines)
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February 19, 2004An Open Letter to My Eighth-Grade Yearbook Photograph
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February 17, 2004An Open Letter to the Customers at the Tattoo Shop Where I Work
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February 10, 2004An Open Letter to Baseball’s Bill Madlock
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February 10, 2004An Open Letter to Penguins
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February 6, 2004An Open Letter to Robert Mugabe
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February 3, 2004An Open Letter from Milton Bradley to Milton Bradley
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January 30, 2004An Open Letter to the Elephant in the Ikea-Furnished Room
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January 27, 2004An Open Letter to Vice President Dick Cheney’s Underbite
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January 27, 2004An Open Letter to the Women and Gay Men Who Want to Read That Copy of Sex in the Window
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January 19, 2004An Open Letter to To the People at Mott’s
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January 15, 2004An Open Letter to Two Young Women at the Clothing Store in the Mall
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January 9, 2004An Open Letter to the Whites of Jim Lehrer’s Eyes
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