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Open Letters to People or Entities Who Are Unlikely to Respond
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January 4, 2005An Open Letter to Whoever Broke Into My Car This Morning
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December 23, 2004An Open Letter to My Turtle
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December 9, 2004An Open Letter to Keith Richards’ Immune System
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December 3, 2004An Open Letter to Omaha Steaks
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November 15, 2004An Open Letter to My 22-Year-Old Self
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November 11, 2004An Open Letter to My Eyebrows
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November 3, 2004An Open Letter to the Gym Shorts That Are Not in My Gym Bag
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October 20, 2004An Open Letter to the Enormous Bruise on My Upper Right Arm, Kind of Near the Bicep, That I Acquired Last Weekend While Playing Football
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October 13, 2004An Open Letter to My Inner Child
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October 4, 2004An Open Letter to Low-Cut Pants
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September 28, 2004An Open Letter to the Rental Video Sitting on Top of My Television
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September 10, 2004An Open Letter to the Unemployment That Awaits Me
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