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Open Letters to People or Entities Who Are Unlikely to Respond
Send your nonfictional open letters to openletters@mcsweeneys.net.
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May 9, 2006An Open Letter to My Neighbors a Few Buildings Away in My Apartment Complex
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May 4, 2006An Open (Love) Letter to Taco Bell’s Crunchwrap Supreme
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April 28, 2006An Open Letter to an Ultimate-Fighting Referee
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April 18, 2006An Open Letter to the People Behind the “Now That’s What I Call Music!” Series
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April 4, 2006An Open Letter to My Cat, Abbie
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March 21, 2006An Open Letter to Orcas
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March 17, 2006An Open Letter to Foie Gras
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March 6, 2006An Open Letter to the Man Wearing a T-Shirt That Says “It Isn’t Going to Suck Itself”
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December 15, 2005An Open Letter to the Occupants of a House on the Nintendo Game Paperboy
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December 7, 2005An Open Letter to Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
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November 8, 2005An Open Letter to the Man Who Installed the Carpet in 1974 for the Previous Owners of the Home We Just Bought
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November 1, 2005An Open Letter to the Vice President of the United States, Dick Cheney
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