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Open Letters to People or Entities Who Are Unlikely to Respond
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(Submission guidelines)
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May 28, 2010An Open Letter to the Patrons of the Karaoke Bar Across the Street from Me
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May 21, 2010An Open Letter to the Two Dudes at Kroger Who Didn’t Know What Day It Was
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May 14, 2010An Open Letter to Anyone Who Has Experienced My Son’s Meltdowns
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May 7, 2010An Open Letter to the Gentleman Who Gave Us a Tour of Monticello
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April 30, 2010An Open Letter to My Inoperable Brain Tumor
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April 16, 2010An Open Letter to the Substitute Yoga Teacher Who Won’t Stop With the Imagery
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April 9, 2010An Open Letter to the Glorious New Couple That Rose Like a Phoenix from the Infernal Failure That Was My Last Relationship
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March 26, 2010An Open Letter to the Aging Hippies Dancing at the Tinariwen Concert
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March 15, 2010An Open Letter to the Person Who Stole Our Diaper Bag
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March 4, 2010An Open Letter to Dove Heart-Shaped Valentine’s Chocolates That Feature Romance Tips From Martha Stewart
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February 1, 2010An Open Letter to My Cubicle
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January 25, 2010An Open Letter to Facebook
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