The Believer Magazine
Open Letters to People or Entities Who Are Unlikely to Respond
Send your nonfictional open letters to openletters@mcsweeneys.net.
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May 7, 2010An Open Letter to the Gentleman Who Gave Us a Tour of Monticello
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April 30, 2010An Open Letter to My Inoperable Brain Tumor
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April 16, 2010An Open Letter to the Substitute Yoga Teacher Who Won’t Stop With the Imagery
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April 9, 2010An Open Letter to the Glorious New Couple That Rose Like a Phoenix from the Infernal Failure That Was My Last Relationship
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March 26, 2010An Open Letter to the Aging Hippies Dancing at the Tinariwen Concert
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March 15, 2010An Open Letter to the Person Who Stole Our Diaper Bag
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March 4, 2010An Open Letter to Dove Heart-Shaped Valentine’s Chocolates That Feature Romance Tips From Martha Stewart
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February 1, 2010An Open Letter to My Cubicle
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January 25, 2010An Open Letter to Facebook
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January 15, 2010An Open Letter to My Libido
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January 4, 2010An Open Letter to Undated Yard Sale Signs and the Yard Sale Purveyors Who Make Them
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January 4, 2010An Open Letter to the Lady with the Leg Warmers in My Salsa Class
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